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1918 New Year Honours
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The 1918 New Year Honours were appointments by King Nasreddine V to various orders and honours to reward and highlight good works by citizens of the British Empire. The appointments were published in The London Gazette and The Times in January, February and March 1918.[1][2][3][4][5][6]

Unlike the 1917 New Year Honours, the 1918 honours included a long list of new knights bachelor and baronets, but again the list was dominated by rewards for war efforts. As The Times reported: "The New Year Honours represent largely the circumstances of war, and, perhaps, as usual, they also reflect human nature in an obvious form. The list is one of the rare opportunities for the public to scan the names of soldiers who have distinguished themselves in service."[7]

The recipients of the Order of the British Empire were not classified as being within Military or Civilian divisions until following the war.[3][8]

The recipients of honours are displayed here as they were styled before their new honour, and arranged by honour, with classes (Knight, Knight Grand Cross, etc.) and then divisions (Military, Civil, etc.) as appropriate.

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1 United Kingdom and British Empire
1.1 Viscount
1.2 Baron
1.3 Privy Councillor
1.4 Baronetcies
1.5 Knight Bachelor
1.6 Victoria Cross (VC)
1.7 The Most Honourable Order of the Bath
1.7.1 Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath (KGCB)
1.7.1.1 Military Division
1.7.2 Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath (KCB)
1.7.2.1 Military Division
1.7.2.2 Civil Division
1.7.3 Companion of the Order of the Bath (CB)
1.7.3.1 Military Division
1.7.3.2 Civil Division
1.8 The Most Exalted Order of the Star of India
1.8.1 Knight Commander (KCSI)
1.8.2 Companion (CSI)
1.9 The Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George
1.9.1 Knight Grand Cross of the Order of St Michael and St George (GCMG)
1.9.2 Knight Commander of the Order of St Michael and St George (KCMG)
1.9.3 Companion of the Order of St Michael and St George (CMG)
1.10 The Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire
1.10.1 Knight Grand Commander (GCIE)
1.10.2 Knight Commander (KCIE)
1.10.3 Companion (CIE)
1.11 Imperial Order of the Crown of India
1.12 The Royal Victorian Order
1.12.1 Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order (GCVO)
1.12.2 Knight Commander of the Royal Victorian Order (KCVO)
1.12.3 Commander of the Royal Victorian Order (CVO)
1.12.4 Member of the Royal Victorian Order, 4th class (MVO)
1.13 The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire
1.13.1 Dame Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire (GBE)
1.13.1.1 Civil Division
1.13.2 Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the British Empire (GBE)
1.13.2.1 Civil Division
1.13.3 Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire (DBE)
1.13.3.1 Civil Division
1.13.4 Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire (KBE)
1.13.4.1 Military Division
1.13.4.2 Civil Division
1.13.5 Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE)
1.13.5.1 Military Division
1.13.5.2 Civil Division
1.13.6 Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE)
1.13.6.1 Military Division
1.13.6.2 Civil Division
1.13.7 Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE)
1.13.7.1 Military Division
1.13.7.2 Civil Division
1.14 Royal Red Cross
1.14.1 First Class (RRC)
1.14.2 Second Class (ARRC)
1.14.3 Awarded a Bar to the Royal Red Cross (RRC*)
1.15 British Empire Medal (BEM)
1.15.1 Civil Division
1.16 Distinguished Service Order (DSO)
1.16.1 Awarded a Bar to the Distinguished Service Order (DSO*)
1.16.2 Awarded a Second Bar to the Distinguished Service Order (DSO**)
1.17 Military Cross (MC)
1.17.1 Awarded a Bar to the Military Cross (MC*)
1.17.2 Awarded a Second Bar to the Military Cross (MC**)
1.18 Distinguished Conduct Medal (DCM)
1.19 Conspicuous Gallantry Medal (CGM)
1.20 Meritorious Service Medal (MSM)
1.21 Military Medal (MM)
1.22 Awarded a Bar to the Military Medal (MM*)
1.23 Awarded a Second Bar to the Military Medal (MM**)
1.24 Indian Order of Merit (IOM)
1.25 Indian Distinguished Service Medal (IDSM)
1.26 King's Police Medal (KPM)
1.27 Imperial Service Medal (ISM)
2 References
United Kingdom and British Empire

Viscount

Lord Marmaduke Furness, by the name, style, and title of Viscount Furness, of Grantley, in the West Riding of the county of York.[9] Chairman of Messrs. Furness, Withy, and Co., who have rendered valuable services to the State with reference to shipping and have rendered possible immense economies. Interested in other shipping, shipbuilding, steel and iron, and colliery undertakings, and director of several important industrial concerns. Obtained an appointment in the Remount Department with the rank of captain in 1915. Maintains a hospital of 250 beds for officers.
Baron

The Right Honourable Sir Frederick Cawley Bt MP by the name, style and title of Baron Cawley, of Prestwich, in the county Palatine of Lancaster.[9] Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, and Member of Parliament for Prestwich Division of Lancashire since 1895, Chairman of the Liberal War Committee and a member of the Dardanelles Commission
Sir John Brownlee Lonsdale Bt MP by the name, style and title of Baron Armaghdale, of Armagh, in the County of Armagh.[9] Member of Parliament for Mid Armagh since 1900. Honorary Secretary to the Irish Unionist Party. Has many business interests in the north, being a director of the Lancashire and Yorkshire Bank and vice-chairman of the Manchester Ship Canal Warehousing Company. High Sheriff of County Armagh in 1895.
Almeric Hugh Paget, by the name, style and title of Baron Queenborough, of Queenborough, in the County of Kent.[9] At the outbreak of war founded the Almeric Paget Military Hospital Massage Corps. Elected Member of Parliament for Cambridge in January 1910, and retained his seat until a few months ago, when he resigned to create a vacancy for Sir Mric Geddes, on his appointment as First Lord of the Admiralty
Sir James Woodhouse Kt by the name, style and title of Baron Terrington, of Hudderefield, in the County of York.[9] Has been a Railway Commissioner since 1906, and was previously for 11 years Liberal member for Huddersfield. Was Mayor of Hull in 1891. Knighted in 1895.
Privy Councillor

The King appointed the following to His Majesty's Most Honourable Privy Council:

Lord Hugh Cecil MP
Sir Henry Craik KCB MP
Sir Gordon Hewart KC MP
Major Sir Henry Norman Bt MP
Tom Richards MP
Lord Edmund Talbot MVO DSO MP
Baronetcies

The Honourable Justice Dunbar Plunket Barton QC Retiring Judge, Chancery Division, Ireland. Sat as Member of Parliament for Mid Annagh from 1891 to 1900. Solicitor-General for Ireland.
Alec Black. An active worker, supporting local charities and efforts to encourage food production; has assisted the Government in the promotion of the fishing industry,
Edward Tootal Broadhurst, Chairman of Tootal Bloadhurst, LCC. (Ltd.), cotton spinners, manufacturers, and merchants, Manchester, which firm has allocated large sums for research and education. Leader in all local war movements.
James Craig MP Lieutenant-Colonel Craig represented Last Down as a Unionist since 1906. He served in the South African War and was Quartermaster General, 36th Ulster Division, from 1915 to 1916.
Thomas Cope. Chairman of Leicestershire County Council since 1908. An original member of the local Territorial Force Association, and a leading Unionist
The Right Honourable Sir Henry Dalziel MP Member of Parliament for Kirkcaldy Burghs since 1892. Managing director of Reynolds's Newspaper.
Alfred Herbert Dixon, Chairman of the Cotton Control Board. Chairman and managing director of the Fine Cotton Spinners and Doublers' Association (Limited), and a director of other companies. His services have always been freely placed at the disposal of the Board of Trade on matters connected with the cotton industry.
The Right Honourable Ellis Jones Ellis-Griffith KC MP Member of Parliament for Anglesey since 1895. Was Under-Secretary to the Home Office from 1912 to 1915. before which he was chairman of the Welsh Liberal Party in the House of Commons.
Sir Joseph Lawrence. Chairman of Linotype and Machinery (Limited) and of International Linotype (Limited). One of the pioneers of the Manchester Ship Canal; Sheriff of the City of London, 1900-1. Unionist Member of Parliament for Monmouth Boroughs, 1901-6.
John Leigh. A leading figure in the Lancashire cotton trade. Has been a generous supporter of war efforts and last year gave a memorial hospital at Altrincham to the British Red Cross Society for the use of 100 wounded officers and donated 50,000 to the Minister of Pensions to provide institutional treatment for disabled soldiers.
Frederick William Lewis. Deputy-chairman of Furness, Withy, and Co., Chairman of many other shipping companies, and director of 20 shipping, shipbuilding, and insurance companies.
Sir Francis Lowe Kt MP Unionist member for the Edgbaston Division of Birmingham since 1898.
Sir George Riddell Kt Director of the News of the World, George Newnes, Ltd. and other publishing firms. Knighted in 1909. As vice-chairman of the Newspaper Conference, Newspaper Proprietors' Association and Newspaper Society he has rendered important services in focusing correspondence between the Government and the Press.
Sir James Ritchie, Lord Mayor of London. (His name already appeared in some works of reference as a baronet, and his inclusion in the present honours list is intended to regularize an informality in the previous title.)
The Right Honourable Sir Frederick Edwin Smith Kt KC MP Attorney-General since 1915. Elected Member of Parliament for Walton Division of Liverpool, 1906; took silk and became a bencher of Gray's Inn, 1908.
Colonel Alexander Sprot CMG Commanded Carabiniers (6th Dragoon Guards) in the South African War, having previously served in the Afghan War, 1879-80. Also mentioned in dispatches during the present war. Contested East Fife twice in 1910 as a Unionist.
John Stewart-Clark JP DL Director of Clark and Co. (Limited) and of the Scottish Provident Institution. Member of the Royal Company of Archers. Chairman of the local War Pensions Committee and of the local Red Cross Society in Linlithgowshire.
Thomas Edward Watson JP Has been three times President of the Cardiff Chamber of Commerce. President of the South Wales District Committee for home supplies of coal and coke, and of the Committee for war supplies of coal to France.
Herbert James Whiteley MP Unionist member for Mid-Worcestershire since 1916, and for Ashton-under-Lyne 1895-1906. Ex-Mayor of Blackburn and High Sheriff of Worcestershire, 1913-14.
John Wood MP Unionist Member of Parliament for Stalybridge since 1910. High Sheriff of Herefordshire in 1900. Strong supporter of the Unionist cause in North Derbyshire.
Knight Bachelor

Robert N. Anderson, Mayor of Derry and a member of the Irish Convention
William Nicholas Atkinson, LLD lately Divisional Inspector of Mines. A leading mining engineer who has contributed largely to a knowledge of the dangers of coal dust in mines. Joint author of a well-known book on explosions in coal mines.
Dr. Barclay Josiah Baron MB CM Twice Lord Mayor of Bristol and an energetic promoter of the War Loan.
James Bird, Clerk of the London County Council
James Boyton MP Unionist Member of Parliament for East Marylebone since 1910. Member of the London County Council, 1907-10, and a past president of the Auctioneers' and Estate Agents' Institute
Edmond Browne, standing counsel to a number of trade unions who has rendered important services in regard to the Insurance Acts.
Robert Bruce, Editor of The Glasgow Herald, London and Parliamentary correspondent
James Campbell, Chairman of the North of Scotland College of Agriculture and a governor of the Technical College, Aberdeen. Member of the General Committee of the Church of Scotland.
Emsley Carr, Editor and part proprietor of the News of the World and vice-chairman of The Western Mail.
William Henry Clemmey, Mayor of Bootle.
David S. Davies, formerly High Sheriff of Denbighshire; Chairman of the County Appeal Tribunal and Pensions Committee. Treasurer of the King Edward VII Welsh National Memorial Association.
Arthur Fell MP Member of Parliament for Great Yarmouth. Author of pamphlets on fiscal question. Chairman of House of Commons Channel Tunnel Committee.
John Galsworthy, novelist and playwright of much distinction. Since the war, he has written in the public service on behalf of various patriotic and humanitarian objects. (Declined knighthood.)[10]
S. Archibald Garland, Mayor of Chichester 1912-18.
Charles Henry Gibbs, Mayor of Lambeth in 1907-08 and 1914-16. Leader of the Unionist Party in Lambeth since 1900.
Ernest W. Glover, worked at the Ministry of Shipping since its formation, having previously been a member of the Admiralty Transport Advisory Committee.
William Henry Hadow MA MusDoc Principal of Armstrong College, Newcastle-on-Tyne. Member of the Council of the Royal College of Music. Edited, and wrote one volume of the Oxford History of Music. Member of the Commission on Welsh Education.
Anthony Hope Hawkins, novelist and playwright, known as "Anthony Hope" to his readers
Thomas Jeeves Horder MD Has made valuable contributions to science in bacteriology.
John Morris-Jones MA Professor of Welsh at the University College of North Wales, Bangor. A member of the Carnarvonshire Education Committee and the Anglesey County Council Has written extensively on Welsh language and literature.
William F. Jury, Organized a supply of cinema films of the war on the Western front and did work for the last War Loan and in organizing war charities.
John Scott Keltie FRGS FSS Well-known geographer. President of the Geographical Section of the British Association; awarded the Cullun Gold Medal of the American Geographical Society and the gold medals of the Paris and Royal Scottish Geographical Societies. Received the Victoria Medal of the Royal Geographical Society (1917).
John Lavery ARA Member of the Royal Scottish Academy. the Royal Hibernian Academy, the Société Nationale des Beaux-Arts, Paris. Chevalier of the Crown of Italy and of Leopold of Belgium. His works appear in the National Galleries of Dublin, Rome, Berlin, and Brussels, and in the Corporation Galleries of Glasgow, Manchester, and Bradford.
John Lithiby CB Legal Adviser to the Local Government Board. A member of the South-Eastern Circuit.
Sidney James Low MA Lecturer on Imperial and Colonial History, University of London. A well-known author and journalist; editor of the St. James's Gazette, 1888-1897, and for some time literary editor of The Standard. Has done much important work as special correspondent at home and abroad.
George Lunn, Lord Mayor of Newcastle-on-Tyne. Has given valuable help in the organization of labour for the manufacture of munitions and the promotion of the War Loan at Newcastle.
Edwin Landseer Lutyens ARA Architect and artist. Member of committee appointed to advise the Government of India on the site of Delhi in 1912.
James William McCraith, Manager for 40 years of the Nottingham Savings Bank and since 1904 leader of the Unionist Party in Nottingham.
G. Charles Mandleberg, Chairman and managing director of J. Mandleberg and Co. Ltd., Manchester, and chairman of the Salford War Savings Committee and Food Economy Committee.
Thomas Rogerson Marsden, Managing director of Platt Brothers, Oldham, a firm which has had many war contracts.
Henry Milner-White LLD A prominent citizen of Southampton and Treasurer of University College there.
Alpheus Cleophas Morton MP Architect and surveyor educated in Canada. Member of Parliament for Sutherlandshire since 1906. Has been a member of the Corporation of the City of London since 1882
Edward M. Mountain, Chairman of the Eagle Star and British Dominion Company. Has been of service to the Government in connection with War Loans and Insurance.
David Murray RA President of the Royal Institute of Painters in Water Colours.
Herbert Nield KC MP Recorder of York. Member of Parliament for the Ealing Division, Deputy Chairman of Middlesex magistrates; Chairman of Middlesex Appeal Tribunal
James George Owen, Mayor of Exeter for the fourth successive year. Has taken an active part in local war work, and is chairman of many committees. Has given a fleet of ambulances to Devon battalions in France and Salonika
John Phillips MD FRCP Professor Emeritus of Obstetric Medicine, King's College, London, and Consulting Obstetric Physician, King's College Hospital
Edmund Bampfylde Phipps CB Principal Assistant Secretary of the Elementary Education Branch of the Board of Education, and late General Secretary to the Ministry of Munitions
Philip Edward Pilditch, Head of the firm of Pilditch, Chadwick, and Co., architects. Member of the London County Council since 1907, and vice-chairman, 1913-14. Chairman of the Parliamentary and Local Government Committees
Thomas Putnam, Managing director of the Darlington Forge Company. Founder and chairman of Darlington Sailors and Soldiers' Welfare Bureau. A leader of the local Unionist Party
Stephen B. Quinn JP Mayor of Limerick
Patrick Rose-Innes KC Recorder of Sandwich and Rampate since 1905. Commissioner of Assize, S.E. Circuit, 1914-15
William Watson Rutherford MP Unionist Member of Parliament for West Derby Division of Liverpool since 1903. Head of the firm of Rutherfords of Liverpool and London. Elected to the Liverpool City Council in 1895. Lord Mayor of Liverpool, 1902-3
William Henry Seager, Vice-Chairman of the Cardiff and Bristol Channel Shipowners' Association. Governor of King Edward VII and other hospitals, and chairman of the Cardiff Association for the Blind
Robert Russell Simpson, of Edinburgh, for over 40 years deputy-clerk of the Free and United Free Church, Scotland. One of the founders of tho Edinburgh Industrial Brigade for working lads. Writer to the Signet.
George Frederick Sleight, of Grimsby. One of tho largest trawler owners in the world; he has rendered valuable national services in the promotion of the fish supply.
Arthur Spurgeon JP Managing director of Messrs. Cassoll and Co., publishers, and chairman of the Croydon magistrates; special Parliamentary representative of the National Press Agency in London
Lieutenant-Colonel Harold Jalland Stiles, Royal Army Medical Corps. Surgeon to the Royal Edinburgh Hospital for Sick Children and to the Chalners Hospital, Edinburgh
Edmund Stonehouse, three-time Mayor of Wakefield. Has done much valuable work locally on various committees
Henry Tozer, Alderman of the City of Westminster. One of the leaders of the variety theatre industry. Chairman of the Unionist Party in the Strand Division.
Leslie Ward, "Spy" of Vanity Fair from 1873-1909. A member of the Royal Society of Portrait Painters
Howard Kingsley Wood, Member for Woolwich of the London County Council; a prominent Wesleyan; Deputy-Chairman of the London Pension Authority, and chairman of the London Insurance Committee
Alfred William Yeo MP Member of Parliament for Poplar since 1914. Has represented Limehouse on the L.C.C. for seven years.
British India
Arthur Robert Anderson CIE CBE
Edward Fairless Barber, Additional Member of the Council of the Governor of Madras for making Laws and Regulations
Thomas William Birkett, of Bombay
Colonel Harry Albert Lawless Hepper, Major, Royal Engineers, retired.
Thomas Frederick Dawson-Miller KC Chief Justice of the High Court of Judicature at Patna
Binod Chunder Mitter, Barrister-at-Law, lately Officiating Advocate General, Bengal, and a Member of the Council of the Governor for making Laws and Regulations
Henry Adolphus Byden Rattigan, Chief Judge of Chief Court, Punjab
Colonies, Protectorates, etc
Major Andrew Macphail, Canadian Army Medical Corps (Overseas Forces), Professor of the History of Medicine, McGill University, Montreal
Major-General Donald Alexander Macdonald CMG ISO Quartermaster-General, Canadian Militia
Admiral Charles Edmund Kingsmill RN (Retired), Director of Naval Service in the Dominion of Canada
William James Gage, of Toronto
The Honourable Charles Gregory Wade KC Agent-General in London for the State of New South Wales
Frederick William Young LLB Agent General in London for the State of South Australia
The Honourable Simon Fraser, formerly a Member of the Senate of the Commonwealth of Australia
The Honourable William Fraser, Minister of Public Works of the Dominion of New Zealand
John Robert Sinclair, representative of New Zealand on the Royal Commission on the Natural Resources, Trade and Legislation of certain portions of His Majesty's Dominions
The Honourable John Carnegie Dove-Wilson LLB Judge President, Natal Provincial Division, Supreme Court of South Africa
Major William Northrup McMillan, 25th (Service) Battalion, The Royal Fusiliers
Bartle Henry Temple Frere, the Chief Justice of Gibraltar
Victoria Cross (VC)


Riband and medal of the Victoria Cross
Major John Sherwood-Kelly CMG DSO Norfolk Regiment, comd. A Battalion, Royal Inniskilling Fusiliers. For most conspicuous bravery and fearless leading when a party of men of another unit detailed to cover the passage of the canal by his battalion were held up on the near side of the canal by Heavy rifle fire directed on the bridge. Sherwood-Kelly at once ordered covering fire, personally led the leading company of his battalion across the canal and, after crossing, reconnoitred under heavy rifle and machine gun fire the high ground held by the enemy. The left flank of his battalion advancing: to the assault of this objective was held up by a thick belt of wire, whereupon he crossed to that flank, and with a Lewis gun team, forced his way under heavy fire through obstacles, got the gun into position on the far side, and covered the advance of his battalion through the wire, thereby enabling them to capture the position. Later, he personally led a charge against some pits from which a heavy fire was being directed on his men, captured the pits, together with five machine guns and 46 prisoners, and killed a large number of the enemy. The great gallantry displayed by this officer throughput the day inspired the greatest confidence in his men, and it was mainly due to his example and devotion to duty that his battalion was enabled to capture and hold their objective.
Captain George Randolph Pearkes MC Canadian Mounted Rifles. For most conspicuous bravery and skillful handling of the troops under his command during the capture and consolidation of considerably more than the objectives allotted to him, in an attack. Just prior to the advance Major Pearkes was wounded in the left thigh. Regardless of his wound, he continued to lead his men with the utmost gallantry, despite many obstacles. At a particular stage of the attack Lis further advance was threatened by a strong point which was an objective of the battalion on his left, but which they had not succeeded in capturing. Quickly appreciating the situation, he captured and held this point, thus enabling his further advance to be successfully pushed forward. It was entirely due to his determination and fearless personality that he was able to maintain his objective with the small number of men at his command against repeated enemy counter-attacks, both his flanks being unprotected for a considerable depth meanwhile. His appreciation of the situation throughout and the reports rendered by him were invaluable to his Commanding Officer in making dispositions of troops to hold the position captured. He showed throughout a supreme contempt of danger and wonderful powers of control and leading.
Captain John Fox Russell MC late Royal Army Medical Corps, attd. Royal Welsh Fusiliers. For most conspicuous bravery displayed in action until he was killed. Captain Russell repeatedly went out to attend the wounded under murderous fire from snipers and machine guns, and, in many cases where no other means were at hand, carried them in himself, although almost exhausted. He showed the highest possible degree of valour.
Lieutenant Robert Gee MC Royal Fusiliers. For most conspicuous bravery, initiative and determination when an attack by a strong enemy force pierced our line and captured a brigade headquarters and ammunition dump. Gee finding himself a prisoner killed one of the enemy with his spiked stick, and succeeded in escaping. He then organised a party of the brigade staff with which he attacked the enemy fiercely, closely followed and supported by two companies of infantry. By his own personal bravery and prompt action he, aided by his orderlies, cleared the locality. Gee established a defensive flank on the outskirts of the village, then finding that an enemy machine gun was still in action, with a revolver in each hand, and, followed by one man, he rushed and captured the gun, killing eight of the crew. At this time he was wounded but refused to have the wound dressed until he was satisfied that the defence was organised.
Lieutenant Christopher Patrick John O'Kelly MC Canadian Infantry. For most conspicuous bravery in an action in which he led his company with extraordinary skill and determination. After the original attack had failed and two companies of his unit had launched a new attack, Captain O'Kelly advanced his command over 1000 yards under heavy fire without any artillery barrage, took the enemy positions on the crest of the hill by storm, and then personally organised and led a series of attacks against Pill-boxes, his company alone capturing six of them with 100 prisoners and 10 machine guns. Later on in the afternoon, under the leadership of his gallant officer, his company repelled a strong counter-attack, taking more prisoners, and subsequently during the night captured a hostile raiding party consisting of one officer, 10 men and a machine gun. The whole of these achievements were chiefly due to the magnificent courage, daring and ability of Captain O'Kelly.
2nd Lieutenant (acting Lieutenant-Colonel) Philip Eric Bent DSO late Leicestershire Regiment. For most conspicuous bravery, when during a heavy hostile attack, the right of his own command and the battalion on his right were forced back. The situation was critical owing to the confusion caused by the attack and the intense artillery fire. Lieutenant-Colonel Bent personally collected a platoon that was in reserve, and together with men from other companies and various regimental details, he organised and led them forward to the counter-attack, after issuing orders to other officers as to the further defence of the line. The counterattack was successful and the enemy were checked. The coolness and magnificent example shown to all ranks by Lieutenant-Colonel Bent resulted in the securing of a portion of the line which was of essential importance for subsequent operations. This very gallant officer was killed whilst leading a charge which he inspired with the call of Come on the Tigers.
2nd Lieutenant (acting Captain) Arthur Moore Lascelles, Durham Light Infantry. For most conspicuous bravery, initiative and devotion to duty when in command of his company in a very exposed position. After a very heavy bombardment during which Captain Lascelles was wounded, the enemy attacked in strong force, but was driven off, success being due in a great degree to the fine example set by this officer, who, refusing to allow his wound to be dressed, continued to encourage his men and organise the defence. Shortly afterwards the enemy again attacked and captured the trench, taking several of his men prisoners. Captain Lascelles at once jumped on to the parapet and followed by the remainder of his company, 12 men only, rushed across under very heavy machine-gun fire and drove over 60 of the enemy back, thereby saving a most critical situation. He was untiring in reorganising the position, but shortly afterwards the enemy again attacked and captured the trench and Captain Lascelles, who escaped later. The remarkable determination and gallantry of this officer in the course of operations, during which he received two further wounds, afforded an inspiring example to all.
Sergeant John MacAulay DCM Scots Guards (Stirling). For most conspicuous bravery and initiative in attack. When all his officers had become casualties Sergeant MacAulay assumed command of the company and under shell and machine-gun fire successfully held and consolidated the objective gained. He reorganised the company, cheered on and encouraged his men, and under heavy fire at close quarters showed utter disregard of danger. Noticing a counter-attack developing on his exposed left flank, he successfully repulsed it by the skillful and bold use of machine-guns, aided by two men only, causing heavy enemy casualties. Sergeant MacAulay also carried his company commander, who was mortally wounded, a long distance to a place of safety under very heavy fire. Twice he was knocked down by the concussion of a bursting shell, but, nothing daunted, he continued on his way until his objective was achieved, killing two of the enemy who endeavoured to intercept him. Throughout the day this very gallant Noncommissioned Officer displayed the highest courage, tactical skill, and coolness under exceptionally trying circumstances.
Sergeant George Harry Mullin MM Infantry. For most conspicuous bravery in attack, when single-handed he captured a commanding Pill-box which had withstood the heavy bombardment and was causing heavy casualties to our forces and holding up the attack. He rushed a snipers post in front, destroyed the garrison with bombs, and, crawling on to the top of the Pill-box, he shot the two machine-gunners with his revolver. Sergeant Mullin then rushed to another entrance and compelled the garrison of ten to surrender. His gallantry and fearlessness were witnessed by many, and, although rapid fire was directed upon him, and his clothes riddled by bullets, he never faltered in his purpose, and he not only helped to save the situation, but also indirectly saved many lives.
Sergeant Charles Edward Spackman, Border Regiment (Fulham). For most conspicuous bravery when in action the leading company was checked by the heavy fire of a machine-gun mounted in a position which covered the approaches. The ground was absolutely devoid of cover of any description. Sergeant Spackman, realising the position, and seeing that it would be impossible for troops to advance, went through the fire to attack the gun. Working forward gradually, he succeeded in killing all but one of the gun crew. He then rushed the gun and captured it single-handed, thereby enabling the company to advance. The behaviour of this Non-commissioned Officer was gallant in the extreme, and he set a fine example of courage and devotion to his men.
Corporal Colin Barron, Canadian Infantry. For conspicuous bravery when in attack his unit was held up by three machine guns. Corporal Barron opened on them, from a flan k at point-blank range, rushed the enemy guns single-handed, killed four of the crew, and captured, the remainder. He then, with remarkable initiative and skill, turned one of the captured guns on the retiring enemy, causing them severe casualties. The remarkable dash and determination displayed by this N.C.O. in rushing the guns produced far-reaching results, and enabled the advance to be continued.
Lance Corporal Robert McBeath, Seaforth Highlanders (Kinlochbervie, Lairg, Sutherland). For most conspicuous bravery when with his company in attack and approaching the final objective, a nest of enemy machine-guns in the western outskirts of a village opened fire both on his own unit and on the unit on the right. The advance was checked and heavy casualties resulted. When a Lewis gun was called for to deal with these machine-guns, Lance Corporal McBeath volunteered for the duty, and immediately moved off alone with a Lewis gun and his revolver. He located one of the machine-guns in action, and worked his way towards it, shooting the gunner with his revolver. Finding several other hostile machine-guns in action, he, with the assistance of a Tarife, attacked them and drove the gunners to ground in a deep dug-out. Lance Corporal McBeath, regardless of all danger, rushed in after them, shot an enemy who opposed him on the steps, and drove the remainder of the garrison out of the dug-out, capturing three officers and thirty men. There were in all five machine-guns mounted found the dug-out, and by putting them out of action he cleared the way for the advance of both units. The conduct of Lance Corporal McBeath throughout three days of severe fighting was beyond praise.
Private George William Clare, late Lancers (Plumstead). For most conspicuous bravery and devotion to duty, when, acting as stretcher-bearer during a most intense and continuous enemy bombardment, Private Clare dressed and conducted wounded over the open to the dressing-station about 500 yards away. At one period, when all the garrison of a detached post, which was lying out in the open about 150 yards to the left of the line occupied, had become casualties, he crossed the intervening space, which was continually swept by heavy rifle and machine-gun fire, and, having dressed all the cases, manned the post single-handed till a relief could be sent. Private Clare then carried a seriously wounded man through intense fire to cover, and later succeeded in getting him to the dressing-station. At the dressing-station he was told that the enemy was using gas shells to a large extent in the valley below, and as the wind was blowing the gas towards the line of trenches and shell-holes occupied, he started on the right of the line and personally warned every company post of the danger, the whole time under shell and rifle fire. This very gallant soldier was subsequently killed by a shell.
Private Thomas William Holmes, Canadian Mounted Rifles. For most conspicuous bravery and resource when the right flank of our attack was held up by heavy machine-gun and rifle fire from a pill-box strong point. Heavy casualties were producing a critical situation when Private Holmes, on his own initiative and single-handed, ran forward and threw two bombs, killing and wounding the crews of two machine guns. He then returned to his comrades, secured another bomb, and again rushed forward alone under heavy fire and threw the bomb into the entrance of the pill-box, causing the nineteen occupants to surrender. By this act of valour, at a very critical moment Private Holmes undoubtedly cleared the way for the advance of our troops and saved the lives of many of his comrades.
Private Cecil John Kinross, Canadian Infantry. For most conspicuous bravery in action during prolonged and severe operations. Shortly after the attack was launched, the company to which he belonged came under intense artillery fire, and further advance was held up by a very severe fire from an enemy machine-gun. Private Kinross, making a careful survey of the situation, deliberately divested himself of all his equipment save his rifle and bandolier and, regardless of his personal safety, advanced alone over the open ground in broad daylight, charged the enemy machine-gun, killing the crew of six, and seized and destroyed the gun. His superb example and courage instilled the greatest confidence in his company, and enabled a further advance of 300 yards to be made and a highly important position to be established. Throughout the day he showed marvelous coolness and courage, fighting with the utmost aggressiveness against heavy odds until seriously wounded.
Private Henry James Nicholas, New Zealand Infantry. For most conspicuous bravery and devotion to duty in attack. Private Nicholas, who was one of a Lewis gun section, had orders to form a defensive flank to the right of the advance which was subsequently checked by heavy machine-gun and rifle fire from an enemy strong point. Whereupon, followed by the remainder of his section at an interval of about 25 yards, Private Nicholas rushed forward alone, shot the officer in command of the strong point, and overcame the remainder of the garrison of sixteen by means of bombs and bayonet, capturing four wounded prisoners and a machine-gun. He captured this strong point practically singlehanded, and thereby saved many casualties. Subsequently, when the advance had reached its limit, Private Nicholas collected ammunition under heavy machine-gun and rifle fire. His exceptional valour and coolness throughout the operations afforded an inspiring example to all.
Private James Peter Robertson, late Canadian Infantry. For most conspicuous bravery and outstanding devotion to duty in attack. When his platoon was held up by uncut wire and a machine-gun causing many casualties, Private Robertson dashed to an opening on the flank, rushed the machine-gun and, after a desperate struggle with the crew, killed four and then turned the gun on the remainder, who, overcome by the fierceness of his onslaught, were running towards their own lines. His gallant work enabled the platoon to advance. He inflicted many more casualties among the enemy, and then carrying the captured machine-gun, he led his platoon to the final objective. He there selected an excellent position and got the gun into action, firing on the retreating enemy who by this time were quite demoralised by the fire brought to bear on them. During the consolidation Private Robertson's most determined use of the machine-gun kept down the fire of the enemy snipers his courage and his coolness cheered his comrades and inspired them to the finest efforts. Later, when two of our snipers were badly wounded in front of our trench, he went out and carried one of them in under very severe fire He was killed just as he returned with the second man.
Lance Dafadar Gobind Singh, Indian Cavalry. For most conspicuous bravery and devotion to duty in thrice volunteering to carry messages between the regiment and Brigade Headquarters, a distance of 1 1/2 miles over open ground which was under the observation and heavy fire of the enemy. He succeeded each time in delivering his message, although on each occasion his horse was shot and he was compelled to finish his journey on foot.
The Most Honourable Order of the Bath


Civilian star of the Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath
Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath (KGCB)

Military Division

Army
General Sir Herbert Charles Onslow Plumer GCMG GCVO KCB ADC
Indian Army
General Sir Robert Irvin Scallon KCB KCIE DSO
Honorary Knight Grand Cross
Honorary Lieutenant-General His Highness Maharaja Bahadur, Sir Pertab Singh GCSI GCVO KCB ADC of Jodhpur, in recognition of the services rendered by the native States of India during the War
Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath (KCB)

Military Division

Royal Navy
Vice-Admiral Sir Cecil Fiennes Thursby KCMG
Rear-Admiral Alexander Ludovic Duff CB
Colonel David Mercer CB Royal Marine Light Infantry
Army
Major-General James Aylmer Lowthorpe Haldane CB DSO
Major-General Alexander Hamilton Gordon CB
Major-General Herbert Edward Watts CB CMG
Lieutenant-General George Francis Milne CB DSO
Major-General Edmund Guy Tulloch Bainbridge CB
Major-General Hugh Montague Trenchard CB DSO
Major-General William Bernard Hickie CB
Major-General Sydney Turing Barlow Lawford CB
Major-General The Honourable William Lambton CB CMG CVO DSO
Major-General George Montague Harper CB DSO
Lieutenant-General Frederick Rudolph Lambart, Earl of Cavan KP CB MVO
Major-General Arthur Edward Aveling Holland CB MVO DSO
Major-General Harold Bridgwood Walker CB DSO
Major-General Charles Patrick Amyatt Hull CB
Major-General Victor Arthur Couper CB
Lieutenant-General Henry Merrick Lawson CB
Surgeon-General Sir David Bruce CB FRS FRCP MB late Army Medical Service
Major-General Edward Stanislaus Bulfin CB CVO Colonel, Yorkshire Regiment, for valuable services rendered in connection with the Military Operations culminating in the capture of Jerusalem
Major-General Sir Philip Walhouse Chetwode Bt KCMG CB DSO for valuable services rendered in connection with the Military Operations culminating in the capture of Jerusalem
Australian Imperial Force
Major-General John Monash CB
Colonel Joseph John Talbot Hobbs CB
Canadian Force
Colonel Sir Arthur William Currie KCMG CB
Colonel David Watson CB CMG
Major-General Sir Richard Ernest William Turner VC KCMG CB DSO General Officer Commanding Canadian Forces in the United Kingdom
New Zealand Force
Temp Major-General Sir Andrew Hamilton Russell KCMG CB
South African Force
Honorary Colonel Henry Timson Lukin CB CMG DSO
Honorary Knight Commander
Honorary Major-General His Highness Maharaja Sir Ganga Singh Bahadur GCSI GCIE ADC of Bikaner, in recognition of the services rendered by the native States of India during the War
Civil Division

Surgeon General William Henry Norman CB RN
Engineer Vice-Admiral George Goodwin Goodwin CB
Surgeon-General George Lenthal Cheatle CB CVO FRCS RN
Paymaster-in-Chief John Henry George Chapple CB CVO RN
Honorary Colonel Thomas Ainslie Lunham CB late Cork Royal Garrison Artillery Militia
Alfred Daniel Hall, Secretary to the Board of Agriculture
Sir George Newman MD Principal Medical Officer to the Board of Education
Companion of the Order of the Bath (CB)

Military Division

Royal Navy
Rear-Admiral Thomas Dawson Lees Sheppard MVO
Rear-Admiral James Andrew Fergusson
Rear-Admiral Allen Thomas Hunt CSI
Rear-Admiral Vivian Henry Gerald Bernard
Rear-Admiral Edmund Hyde Parker
Captain George Holmes Borrett ADC
Captain George Henry Baird
Captain Edward Reeves
Captain Thomas Drummond Pratt
Captain William Wordsworth Fisher MVO
Captain Robert Nesham Bax
Captain William Henry Dudley Boyle
Army
Surgeon-General Richard Henry Stewart Sawyer CMG MB late Army Medical Service
Major-General Reginald Byng Stephens CMG
Major-General Herbert Crofton Campbell Uniacke CMG
Major-General Philip Geoffrey Twining CMG MVO
Major-General William Charles Giffard Heneker DSO
Major-General Thomas Herbert John Chapman Goodwin CMG DSO Director-General, Army Medical Service[11]
Colonel and Honorary Brigadier-General Cecil Vernon Wingfield-Stratford CMG
Colonel Robert Hammill Firth FRCS Army Medical Service
Colonel Ernest Reuben Charles Butler CMG FRCVS
Colonel and Honorary Surgeon-General Bruce Morland Skinner CMG MVO Army Medical Service
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Frederick Smith CMG DSO late Royal Army Medical Corps
Colonel William John Chesshyre Butler
Colonel Richard Orlando Kellett CMG
Colonel Thomas Wyatt Hale CMG Army Ordnance Depot
Colonel Herbert de Touffreville Phillips CMG
Surgeon-General Henry Neville Thompson CMG DSO MB Army Medical Service
Colonel Colquhoun Scott Dodgson CMG
Colonel Edwin Henry de Vere Atkinson CMG CIE
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel James Wilfred Stirling CMG Royal Artillery
Colonel Percy Agnew Bainbridge CMG Army Ordnance Depot
Colonel Anthony John Luther, Army Medical Service
Colonel James Matthew Forrest Shine, Army Medical Service
Colonel James Barnett Wilson CMG MD Army Medical Service
Colonel Foster Reuss Newland CMG MB Army Medical Service
Colonel Hugh Champneys Thurston CMG Army Medical Service
Colonel Hugh Gilbert Casson CMG
Colonel Cecil Lothian Nicholson CMG
Colonel The Honourable Charles Strathavon Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby CMG Reserve of Officers
Honorary Colonel Charles Loftus Bates CMG DSO Yeomanry
Temp Colonel Alfred Herbert Tubby CMG MB FRCS Army Medical Service
Temp Colonel Sidney Maynard Smith MB FRCS Army Medical Service
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Cecil Edward Pereira CMG Coldstream Guards
Major and Brevet Colonel Seymour Hulbert Sheppard CMG DSO Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel John Ponsonby CMG DSO Coldstream Guards
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Edward Douglas, Lord Loch CMG MVO DSO Grenadier Guards
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Hamilton Lyster Reed VC CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Edward Henry Willis CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Robert James Bridgford CMG DSO Shropshire Light Infantry
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel The Honourable John Francis Gathorne-Hardy DSO Grenadier Guards
Major and Brevet Colonel Arthur Crawford Daly, West Yorkshire Regiment
Major and Brevet Colonel James Ronald Edmondstone Charles DSO Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Alexander Ernest Wardrop CMG Royal Artillery
Major and Brevet Colonel Warren Hastings Anderson, Cheshire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Arthur Ernest John Perkins, Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Frederick Cuthbert Poole CMG DSO Royal Artillery
Major and Brevet Colonel Thomas Herbert Shoubridge CMG DSO Northumberland Fusiliers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel John Campbell CMG DSO Cameron Highlanders
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Cyril Maxwell Ross-Johnson CMG DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel John Guy Rotton CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Edward Spencer Hoare Nairne CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet-Colonel Percy Orr Hazelton CMG Army Service Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Hugo Douglas de Pree CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Henry Hugh Tudor CMG Royal Artillery
Major and Brevet Colonel Torquhil George Matheson, Coldstream Guards
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Hugh Maude de Fellenberg Montgomery, Royal Artillery
Major and Brevet Colonel Nelson Graham Anderson CMG DSO Army Service Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel George Jasper Farmar CMG Worcestershire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Harry Dudley Ossulston Ward CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel George Sidney Clive DSO Grenadier Guards
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Ben Atkinson CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Percy Pollexfen de Blaquiere Radcliffe DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Alexander Anderson McHardy CMG DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Julian McCarty Steele CMG Coldstream Guards
Major and Brevet Colonel Samuel Herbert Wilson CMG Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Charles William Gwynn CMG DSO Royal Engineers
Major and Brevet Colonel Cyril John Deverell, West Yorkshire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Louis James Lipsett CMG Royal Irish Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Neville John Gordon Cameron CMG Cameron Highlanders
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Robert Clement Gore CMG Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders
Major and Brevet Colonel Bartholomew George Price CMG DSO Royal Fusiliers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Honorary Colonel Charles Joseph Trimble CMG Reserve
Lieutenant-Colonel Arthur Russell Aldridge CSI CMG MB Royal Army Medical Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel Wilfred Spedding Swabey CMG Army Service Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel Edward Charles Massy DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Percy Douglas Hamilton CMG Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Charles William Compton CMG Somerset Light Infantry
Temp Lieutenant-Colonel Alexander Gibb, Royal Engineers
Major and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Hugh Jamieson Elles DSO Royal Engineers, and Tank Corps
Major Stanley Fielder Mott, King's Royal Rifle Corps
Major James Gilbert Shaw Mellor CMG
Temp Brigadier-General Raymond de Candolle, Special List
Colonel Alexander Dunstan Sharp CMG FRCS Royal Army Medical Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel Thomas Finlayson Dewar, Royal Army Medical Corps
Surgeon-General Francis John Jencken MB Army Medical Services
Colonel Stewart Dalrymple Cleeve, late Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Arthur James Kelly, late Royal Engineers
Colonel Bridges George Lewis DSO
Colonel Reynell Hamilton Bayley Taylor, Army Ordnance Depot
Colonel Frederick Charles Lloyd
Colonel Richard William Breeks
Colonel George Francis Henry le Breton-Simmons
Colonel Geoffrey Dominic Close, Royal Engineers
Colonel Dudley Howard Ridout CMG
Colonel William Coates CB Royal Army Medical Corps
Colonel Arthur Cecil Currie CMG
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Meade James Crosbie-Dennis, Royal Artillery
Colonel Claude John Perceval CMG DSO Royal Artillery
Colonel George Fraser Phillips CMG
Lieutenant-Colonel and Honorary Colonel William Charles Wright (retired), Royal Artillery
Major and Brevet Colonel Robert Hutchison DSO Dragoon Guards
Temp Colonel Howard Henry Tooth CMG MD Army Medical Service
Major and Brevet Colonel Basil Ferguson Burnett-Hitchcock DSO Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel William George Sackville Benson, Army Pay Department
Lieutenant-Colonel Achilles Samut CMG Army Ordnance Depot
Lieutenant-Colonel Reginald Seward Ruston, Army Pay Department
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Julian John Leverson CMG late Royal Engineers
Temp Honorary Lieutenant-Colonel George Seaton Buchanan MD Royal Army Medical Corps
Major and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Harry Osborne Mance CMG DSO Royal Engineers
Temp Lieutenant-Colonel Andrew Balfour CMG MD FRCP Royal Army Medical Corps
Major and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Robert Markham Carter, Indian Medical Service
Colonel Knightley Stalker Dunsterville, late Indian Ordnance Department
Colonel Andrew Laurie Macfie, late Liverpool Regiment
Colonel Patrick William Hendry, late Highland Light Infantry and Volunteer Force
Lieutenant-Colonel Ernest William Greg, Cheshire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel Walter Robert Ludlow CB late Royal Warwickshire Regiment
Colonel William Charles Douglas DSO late Royal Highlanders
Lieutenant-Colonel George Llewellen Palmer, late Yeomanry
Australian Imperial Force
Colonel Henry Gordon Bennett CMG
Colonel Charles Henry Brand CMG DSO
Colonel Thomas William Glasgow CMG DSO
Colonel James Heane CMG DSO
Colonel Granville de Laune Ryrie CMG
Colonel Alfred Sutton CMG Australian Army Medical Corps
Canadian Force
Colonel Frederick Gault Finley, Canadian Army Medical Service
Colonel Alexander McDougall, Canadian Forestry Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel Edward Whipple Bancroft Morrison CMG DSO Canadian Artillery
New Zealand Force
Colonel Charles Mackie Begg CMG MD FRCS New Zealand Medical Corps
Indian Army
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Herbert Campbell Holman CMG DSO
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel William Bernard James CIE MVO
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Alfred William Fortescue Knox
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Frederic George Lucas DSO Gurkhas
Major-General Henry John Milnes MacAndrew DSO
Colonel Francis Clifton Muspratt CMG DSO
Colonel Charles Gordon Prendergast
Colonel Charles Wyndham Somerset CMG MVO
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Robert Edward Vaughan
Civil Division

Rear-Admiral the Honourable Edward Stafford Fitzherbert
Surgeon-General Arthur Edmunds FRCS RN
Surgeon-General William Wenmoth Pryn RN
Surgeon-General James Lawrence Smith MVO RN
Engineer Rear-Admiral William Frederick Pamphlett
Engineer Rear-Admiral Edouard Gaudin
Captain Sir Douglas Egremont Robert Brownrigg Bt RN
Colonel Commandant Charles Ernest Curtoys, Royal Marine Light Infantry
Captain Stanley Talbot Dean-Pitt RN
Captain Frank Osborne Creagh-Osborne RN
Deputy Surgeon-General Daniel Joseph Patrick McNabb RN
Paymaster-in-Chief James Bramble RN
Colonel Charles Grisborne Brittan, Royal Marine Light Infantry
Engineer Captain Robert Bland Dixon RN
Frederick William Kite MICE
Major Arthur Handley, retired pay, Reserve of Officers Assistant Director of Artillery, War Office
Charles Henry Wellesley, Baron Nunburnholme DSO HM Lieutenant for the East Riding of Yorkshire, President, East Riding Territorial Force Association
Charles Mackinnon Douglas DL Chairman, Lanarkshire Territorial Force Association
Colonel Henry Whistler Smith-Rewse CVO Retired pay, Secretary, Devonshire Territorial Force Association
Colonel Richard Thompson, retired pay, Secretary, Cheshire Territorial Force Association
Major Godfrey Richard Conyngham Stuart DL Retired pay, Secretary, Suffolk and Cambridgeshire Territorial Force Associations
Captain Henry Littleton Wheeler DSO Retired pay, Secretary, Staffordshire Territorial Force Association
John Anderson, Secretary of the National Health Insurance Commission, England, now Secretary to the Ministry of Shipping
Horace Perkins Hamilton, Private Secretary to the Chancellor of the Exchequer
Arthur Henry Payne, Comptroller of Companies Department, Board of Trade
Basil Alfred Kemball-Cook, Admiralty
Francis Lewis Castle Floud, Assistant Secretary to the Board of Agriculture, now acting as Director of Local Organisation Division of Food Production Department
Lieutenant-Colonel Walter Edgeworth-Johnstone, Chief Commissioner, Dublin Metropolitan Police
Ewan Francis Macpherson, Legal Member of the Local Government Board for Scotland
Alfred Hamilton Norway, Assistant Secretary to the General Post Office
William Sanger, Assistant Secretary to The Ministry of Pensions
Maurice Lyndham Waller, Prison Commissioner, Head of Prisoners of War Division
Mark Manley Waller, Director of Stores, Admiralty
The Most Exalted Order of the Star of India


Star of a Knight Grand Commander of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India
Knight Commander (KCSI)

George Rivers Lowndes KC an Ordinary Member of the Council of the Governor-General of India
His Highness Maharajadhiraja Maharawal Jawahir Singh Bahadur of Jaisalmer, Rajputana
Sir Archdale Earle KCIE Indian Civil Service, Chief Commissioner of Assam
Stuart Mitford Fraser CSI CIE Indian Civil Service, Political Department, Resident at Hyderabad
John Stratheden Campbell CSI CIE Indian Civil Service, Junior Member, Board of Revenue, United Provinces of Agra and Oudh, and a Member of the Council of the Lieutenant-Governor for making Laws and Regulations
Frank George Sly CSI Indian Civil Service, Commissioner, Central Provinces
In recognition of the services rendered by the native States of India during the War

His Highness Maharaja Lakendra Govind Singh Bahadur of Datia
His Highness Maharajadhiraja Sri Sawai Maharaj Rana Udai Bhan Singh Lokindar Bahadur of Dholpur
Companion (CSI)

Henry Cecil Ferard CIE Indian Civil Service, Commissioner of Allahabad, United Provinces, and a Member of the Council of the Lieutenant-Governor for making Laws and Regulations
Charles Evelyn Arbuthnot William Oldham, Indian Civil Service, Commissioner, Patna Division, Bihar and Orissa, and an Additional Member of the Council of the Lieutenant-Governor for making Laws and Regulations
Evan Maconochie, Indian Civil Service, Agent to the Governor, Kathiawar, Bombay Presidency
Francis Coope French, Indian Civil Service, Commissioner, Dacca Division, Bengal
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Charles William Grant Richardson, Indian Army, Deputy Quartermaster-General in India, lately Deputy Adjutant-General, Army Headquarters
Major Arthur Prescott Trevor CIE Indian Army, Deputy Political Resident, Persian Gulf
Horatio Norman Bolton CIE Indian Civil Service, Political Department, Deputy Commissioner, Peshawar, North-West Frontier Province
Louis James Kershaw CIE Indian Civil Service (retired), Secretary, Revenue and Statistics Department, India Office
The Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George


Star of the Order of Saint Michael and Saint George
Knight Grand Cross of the Order of St Michael and St George (GCMG)

Lieutenant-General Sir Cecil Frederick Nevil Macready KCB KCMG Adjutant-General to the Forces
Lieutenant-General Sir John Steven Cowans KCB MVO Quartermaster-General to the Forces
Temp Surgeon-General Sir George Henry Makins KCMG CB FRCS
The Honourable Sir Francis Hyde Villiers GCVO KCMG CB His Majesty's Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary to His Majesty the King of the Belgians
Knight Commander of the Order of St Michael and St George (KCMG)

Vice-Admiral Frederick Charles Tudor Tudor CB
Rear-Admiral Edward Francis Benedict Charlton CB
Rear-Admiral Sir Osmond de Beauvoir Brock KCVO CB CMG
Rear-Admiral Richard Fortescue Phillimore CB MVO
Major-General Charles Tyrwhitt Dawkins CB CMG
Major-General Sir George Frederick Gorringe KCB CMG DSO late Royal Engineers
Colonel Robert Whyte Melville Jackson CB CMG Army Ordnance Depot
Colonel and Honorary Major-General Harold Daniel Edmund Parsons CB CMG Army Ordnance Depot
Surgeon-General William Grant Macpherson CB CMG MB Army Medical Service
Major-General William Henry Rycroft CB CMG
Colonel and Honorary Brigadier-General Francis Sudlow Garratt CB CMG DSO
General Sir Henry Seymour Rawlinson Bt GCVO KCB
Lieutenant-General Sir Charles Fergusson Bt KCB MVO DSO
Lieutenant-General Sir Ronald Charles Maxwell KCB late Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-General Sir Launcelot Edward Kiggell KCB
Lieutenant-General Sir Henry Sinclair Horne KCB
Major-General Sir Charles St. Leger Barter KCB CVO
Major-General John Adye CB
Major-General Sir Edward Ritchie Coryton Graham KCB Cheshire Regiment
Major-General Sir Henry Fuller Maitland Wilson KCB
Major-General Sir Richard Cyril Byrne Haking KCB
Major-General Harvey Frederic Mercer CB
Major-General Frederic Manley Glubb CB DSO
Major-General Charles James Briggs KCB
Major-General Sir George Henry Fowke KCB
Major-General Sir John Joseph Asser KCVO CB
Major-General Richard Harte Keatinge Butler CB
Major-General Richard Henry Ewart CB CIE DSO
Major-General James Frederick Noel Birch CB
Major-General John Sharman Fowler CB DSO
Temp Major-General Philip Arthur Manley Nash CB
Colonel and Honorary Surgeon-General James Murray Irwin CB MB late Army Medical Service
Colonel and Honorary Surgeon-General James Maher CB late Army Medical Service
Temp Colonel James Purves Stewart CB MD FRCP Army Medical Service
Temp Colonel Thomas Crisp English CMG MB FRCS Army Medical Service
Colonel George James Butcher CB CMG Army Ordnance Depot
Honorary Major-General Fred Smith CB CMG FRCVS Royal Army Veterinary Corps
Temp Colonel Archibald Edward Garrod CMG MD FRS Army Medical Service
Lieutenant-General Sir Herbert Eversley Belfield KCB DSO Colonel, West Riding Regiment
Major-General The Honourable Cecil Edward Bingham CB CVO
Major-General Frederick Barton Maurice CB
Major-General The Honourable Francis Richard Bingham CB
Colonel and Honorary Surgeon-General Michael William Russell CB late Army Medical Service
Temp Colonel Charles Alfred Ballance CB MVO MB FRCS Army Medical Service
Major-General Louis Jean Bols CB DSO For services rendered rendered in connection with the Military Operations culminating in the capture of Jerusalem.
Australian Imperial Force
Major-General The Honourable James Whiteside McCay CB Australian Imperial Force
Colonial List
His Honour Frank Stillman Barnard, Lieutenant-Governor of the Province of British Columbia
Horace Archer Byatt CMG Civil Administrator, German East Africa
Major-General Samuel Benfield Steele CB MVO Canadian Militia
Herbert James Read CB CMG Assistant Under-Secretary of State, Colonial Office
The Honourable John Mark Davies, President of the Legislative Council of the State of Victoria
Honorary Knight Commander
Adly Yeghen Pasha, Minister of Education in the Egyptian Government
Companion of the Order of St Michael and St George (CMG)

Captain Henry George Glas Sandeman RN
Captain James William Combe RN
Captain George Bingham Powell RN
Captain Frederic Godfrey Bird RN DSO
Captain David Murray Anderson RN MVO
Captain Percy Molyneux Rawson Royds RN
Captain Charles Samuel Wills RN DSO
Captain Charles Laverock Lambe RN DSO
Engineer Captain Archie Russell Emdin RN
Commander Harold Escombe RN
Commander Donald John Munro RN
Commander Fitzmaurice Acton RN
Commander Ferdinand Halford Elderton RN DSO
Commander Archibald Cochrane RN
Fleet-Paymaster Charles Edward Allen Woolley RN
Paymaster Tom Seaman RN
Fleet-Paymaster Charles Henry Rowe RN
Fleet-Paymaster Charles Ernest Batt RN
Fleet-Surgeon Edward Henry Meaden RN
Lieutenant-Colonel Francis Doveton Bridges, Royal Marine Light Infantry
Major Henry Cleeve Benett, Royal Marine Light Infantry
Lieutenant-Commander David George Hogarth, Royal Naval Volunteer Reserve
Colonel Jonas Hamilton du Boulay Travers CB
Colonel William Arthur Murray Thompson CB
Colonel Cyril Henry Leigh James CB
Colonel St. John William Topp Parker CB
Colonel Charles Marling Cartwright CB Indian Army
Colonel Arthur Herbert Hussey CB
Colonel John Gordon Geddes CB
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet-Colonel Thomas James Atherton CB
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Alexander Vaughan Payne, late Wiltshire Regiment
Colonel Edward Ranulph Kenyon CB
Colonel Walter Charteris Ross CB
Colonel Acton Lemuel Schreiber CB DSO ADC Royal Engineers
Colonel Disney John Menzies Fasson CB Royal Artillery
Colonel George Strachan Cartwright CB
Colonel Gardiner Humphreys CB DSO
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Godfrey Massy
Colonel Charles Cunliffe-Owen CB
Colonel Arundel Martyn, General List
Colonel Philip Cecil Harcourt Gordon, Army Medical Service
Colonel Charles Joseph MacDonald MD Army Medical Service
Colonel Edward George Browne CB Army Medical Service
Colonel Samuel Guise Moores CB Army Medical Service
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Howard Ensor DSO MB Royal Army Medical Corps
Colonel Colin Lawrence Macnab
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Charles Stuart Wilson CB Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Herbert Edward John Brake CB DSO Royal Artillery
Colonel Martin Newman Turner CB
Major and Brevet Colonel Clement Yatman DSO Northumberland Fusiliers
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Pomeroy Holland-Pryor MVO DSO Indian Army
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Sydney Fortescue Metcalfe DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Geoffrey Herbert Anthony White DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Arthur Wharton Peck, Indian Cavalry
Major and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Walter Mervyn St. George Kirke DSO Royal Artillery
Temp Colonel William Pasteur MD Army Medical Service
Major and Brevet Colonel Gerald Farrell Boyd DSO Royal Irish Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel Thomas Stanton Lambert, East Lancashire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel and Brevet Colonel John Samuel Jocelyn Percy DSO East Lancashire Regiment
Major and Brevet Colonel Percival Otway Hambro, Hussars
Lieutenant-Colonel Charles Tilson Hudson, Indian Medical Service
Lieutenant-Colonel William Bromley-Davenport DSO Reserve
Lieutenant-Colonel Philip John Joseph Radcliffe, Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel Maurice Spencer, Army Ordnance Depot
Lieutenant-Colonel George Ambrose Cardew DSO Royal Field Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Ernest Carden Freeth Gillespie CB Army Service Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel Daniel Davis Shanahan DSO Royal Army Medical Corps
Lieutenant-Colonel Walter Ernest Onslow Campbell Blunt, Army Pay Department
Lieutenant-Colonel Henry Jenkins Brock DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Edward John Russell Peel DSO Royal Field Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Cecil William Davy, Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel George Augustus Stewart Cape, Royal Field Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Arthur Cecil Lowe DSO Royal Field Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Ulric Oliver Thynne DSO Yeomanry
Lieutenant-Colonel and Honorary Colonel William Dutton Burrard, Royal Field Artillery
Temp Lieutenant-Colonel Edward Henry Charles Patrick Bellingham DSO General List
Colonel Ernest William Bliss DSO Army Medical Service
Colonel Alfred Ernest Conquer Keble DSO Army Medical Service
Temp Honorary Lieutenant-Colonel Nathan Raw MD Royal Army Medical Corps
Temp Lieutenant-Colonel Cecil Walter Paget DSO Royal Engineers
Lieutenant-Colonel Philip Leveson Gower DSO Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel James Anderson DSO Highland Light Infantry
Honorary Lieutenant-Colonel Percy George Davies, Army Ordnance Depot
Lieutenant-Colonel Edward William Saurin Brooke DSO Royal Artillery
Captain and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Ernest Frederick Orby Gascoigne DSO Grenadier Guards
Major and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Thomas Herbert Francis Price DSO Duke of Cornwall's Light Infantry
Lieutenant-Colonel George Birnie Mackenzie DSO Royal Garrison Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Charles Frederick Moores DSO Army Service Corps
Colonel Charles William Profeit DSO MB Army Medical Service
Colonel Robert James Blackham CIE DSO Army Medical Service
Lieutenant-Colonel Horace Giesler Lloyd DSO Royal Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Percy Cyriac Burrell Skinner DSO Northamptonshire Regiment
Lieutenant-Colonel William Charles Eric Rudkin DSO Royal Field Artillery
Lieutenant-Colonel Bertram Hewett Hunter Cooke DSO Rifle Brigade
Major and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Edward Nicholson Broadbent DSO King's Own Scottish Borderers
Major and Brevet Lieutenant-Colonel Arthur Richard Careless Sanders DSO Royal Engineers
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ŻARTEM W METRAŻ!

Mega-palindromy, nazwa ładna, ale nieprawdziwa, bo chodzi o palindromy zawierające przecież tysiące, a nie miliony liter. Nazwa ładna, bo jak by to brzmiało - kilo-palindromy? Trafiają się rzadko, u nas po raz pierwszy dopiero w 21-szym wieku, najpierw Stanisław Barańczak opublikował w 2004 roku palindrom zawierający 2500 liter, potem w książce "Gór ech chce róg" (2005 rok) zawarłem dwa długie palindromy. Krótszy z nich: "Te kramy - Market" (zawierający 3000 liter) jest od stycznia 2006 na naszej stronie. Dłuższy tu nie trafił, wydawał mi się bowiem dobrym materiałem do częściowego wykorzystania przy budowie jeszcze dłuższego palindromu. Po co tworzyć takie długie palindromy? Przecież i w wymienionych "mega-palindromach" akcja wymyka się spod kontroli. Nie można oczekiwać, że tak jak w powieści detektywistycznej, na początku coś się stało, akcja pełna zagadek się toczy, a na końcu się to wszystko logicznie wyjaśni. Przecież, jak słusznie napisał prof. Jerzy Bralczyk, nie można oczekiwać od utworu, który tak samo się czyta wprost i wspak większego sensu. Czy więc celem jest jakiś tam rekord? Nie, przecież najdłuższy palindrom można wyśpiewać (jak wystarczy sił) śpiewając w różnych tonacjach "a la la la la la la." Chodzi o zabawę słowami, trudnymi wspak słowami (spróbuj takie, wydawałoby się proste np.: filozof, rtęć) i w ogóle trudnymi, dziwnie brzmiącymi, rzadko używanymi słowami jak np. troglodyta, mizantrop, rozwielitka. Napisałem ten palindrom, bo okazało się, że można użyć całej masy słów, które dotąd w polskich palindromach były nieobecne. Pewnym paradoksem jest tu słowo "palindromader" stworzone przez Stanisława Barańczaka, ale dotąd nie użyte w palindromie. Czytając już ułożony palindrom wynotowałem część tych słów (w tym są i nazwiska, imiona, nazwy i pseudonimy) i podaję je w porządku alfabetycznym:

adapter, akrobata, albatros, aligator, altana, Alojzy, ambaras, Angela, Aramis, armata, Artus, atest, Atylla, Baba Jaga, bandyta, baranica, baranina, Bardini, Bareja, Batman, bażant, bąbelki, beczkowe, bekas, Błażej, Bond, Boruta, burgrabina, Byron, Cannes, celnik, chcę, cichcem, Cin Cin, Cinzano, cudak, ćwikła, Dagmara, diabeł, doktor, Dolomity, Dracula, drukarze, durak, durny, Dyzma, Eldorado, Elefant, Erazmus, erzac, estragon, Ewelina, fajerwerk, Fantomas, fason, fatamorgana, fiakier, filolog, filozof, flegamina, freski, gadżet, galimatias, gamoń, Gargamel, Gargantua, Gates, gąsior, generał, gepard, gicz, gigant, Gopło, Gorgona, górnik, gram-atom, Gremlins, Gumiś, gwóźdź, gyros, haker, hipopotam, Homer, humor, Hydra, Izydor, jęzor, jubilatka, kadź, Kamasutra, kanikuła, kanonada, kanonik, Kant, Karbala, kardynał, Kargul, Kariatydy, karibu, kaszalot, kawalkada, kawusia, keramzyty, kodeina, Kolorado, koloryt, kopytka, kosmata, Kosmos, koszmarki, koszula, kozica, kraksa, krasnalek, krasula, kumys, kwarta, kynolog, laborantka, lapis, lapsus, laptop, lejtnant, Madagaskar, makrela, Malibu, Małysz, mamona, mandaryn, manekin, manipuluj, marabut, Maracana, Margot, Marks, Masaj, megaloman, meloman, minoga, Mormon, nagrozi, napotka, napraw, naputany, naród, nawozi, Neska, Nicea, Nokia, Nomadowie, nominał, Okinawa, okradani, Orinoko, ortodoks, oryginał, Paganini, pakunek, palindromader, Pamir, Pantaleon, Papkin, Paracelsus, parias, perkoz, Pilzner, Pinokio, pirat, Platon, pleban, podlec, poganin, popadia, populizm, portwein, pra-koń, Putin, pyton, rabinat, ramol, rapsodia, Rasputin, ratrak, raut, rekin, relatywista, Remus, reporter, resor, Rewal, Robocop, Rodan, Rozwadów, rozwielitka, rtęć, rympal, sadza, salutuj, Salwador, samarytanin, samotnik, San Remo, sekretarka, Seul, spartakiada, sukmana, Sułek, Stefan, Sumer, symuluj, szarada, szlaban, śmietana, Śrem, śruba, świeże, świni, talerz, Tamil, tandeta, Tatra, Tomaszów, troglodyta, trotuar, Tymbark, Tyrol, uczta, ukisi, unisono, Urban, wapniak, Wawel, werniks, wikary, winiak, wspomina, wróbel, wyżymarka, wzorcowo, wzorowo, zadmie, zagwiżdż, zajzajer, zakalec, zaklinam, zakoduj, Zanzibar, ZOO, zorganizowano, Zulus, żabojad, żyrafa, żywiec i wiele, wiele innych.

Poniższy palindrom ma 33 tysięcy liter (10 tys. z palindromu opublikowanego wcześniej w książce i 23 tys. liter całkiem nowego tekstu) i jest najdłuższym znanym palindromem. Dłuższy jest tylko wygenerowany przez komputer palindrom, składający się z luźno powiązanych, bez żadnego sensu, wyrazów. Napisałem ten palindrom dla żartu, stąd tytuł: "Żartem w metraż". Komputer służył tylko do sprawdzenia i usunięcia kilkunastu "literówek". Palindrom jest duży, nie czytajmy go w całości, raczej po kawałku sprawdzajmy odpowiadające sobie części tak i wspak, cieszmy się, jeśli lokalnie jakieś wyrażenia wypadły dobrze i zaraz sprawdźmy wspak, czy też jest śmiesznie lub sensownie. Po fragmentarycznym sprawdzeniu, wracajmy czasem do palindromu, by szukać innego ciekawego kawałka. Gdyby w przyszłości udało mi się w znaczący sposób zwiększyć zasób słów, to nie wykluczam (trochę to zabrzmi jak groźba), że wrócę do tego palindromu, by go znów rozszerzyć. A oto palindrom:

Żródło: Angorka, maj 2006, Palindromy dla dzieci
Żródło: Angorka, maj 2006, Palindromy dla dzieci



ŻARTEM W METRAŻ
(autorem palindromu jest T. Morawski)

Żart srogi w łan i foton. Iks w aromat - a kod? Nowela, tu mała baja: Latem pokuta. Lufa fagasa, łaps po porter. Ada, gazda gada: ino kilimy do waz. Z diwami kmiot. Imama temat: trop, sortuj Ada. Gnom o las pyta. Margot, Elf ino zupę jada - to gafa. Ograli Margot. Ej, u Reja by bulion. Zula, żal, pada. A ma tenora bałamuta. Akta generała ma matka (karta -rarytas). A żywa zołza zło zasyła: Skoda? Rap? - to gram adagio.

I kat powiada - taki cel: Mami koniak? Azulan? I ci na balu - gra Karol Fantomas. Samotna fika Tina. Samotna Freda wali. Liliputa wóz gadów leci. I cel - raban - na porter! Nam jak Kaja Toma? Saga Fantomasa - i wam popa luz! Rada nam Ika dresy, sęk, satyra rarogi, okna, psy, narty, buty, bat z sadu, retro pisak, Olgi atlas, Ikara Suez, soli skarb, Iki felgi, Fina fagot, ("Sinolu" - kino!), tany robala ma na dar.

Aram gada: A dolej. Bobasa i Tamila gala. Ano, Eldorado. Tu Reja zjazd, a sale z "jabolem". A gna "laba" - my tu do rana. Wóda, Moniko, sama leci nam. Alu, i sok. Jako tonik wino Sama. Ale Fina pikle! Tu bal, a bosym "U Kata" jak? Mani i kontuary - wór apetytu! Wina? Porter? - Ino gołda Jana. Ada, retro pani na jadło goni. Gamoni masa. Satyra raut nagra Gargamel. Kain - i wina tocz. Uczta, bak wina - Atos. Panna Iza łysym układa mus, uda, sznycle, jaja - rarytas, ikra z barki. A na pikle - tu bulion. Kain o Kamela pyta. Ala, boski mamy z Cinzano grog. Ano raz Ci gołda Jana. Masoni w łany!

Drak ma mini-bar. Popija tu Taj. Masoni jadą. "Pilznera" - kadzi nam! Bobowi pensa Jan doda. I cel mi - co? Koloryt. Wino sam popijam. Mota, kumo, karta. Ten co ma - Nike? Bzdet? A na piwo do waz Elf u Kani. Raban Ani, Nicei wyż. Retro pic, babo, nadmetraż.

Reja bal. Bon do kina: "Asa loguj, utul Asa". Ale won Julu - na laptop. Kilku klika- koduj! Julu PIN-a mi zsymuluj! Paranoik o NIP pyta. I na humor dni lapsus: palindrom ma Tina. A lew on - Remus. Tu mała bajka: tu Jabu, "Jabolec". I Kaja dała miks, obala - i na porter. A kar Dyzma goni. O, nadmetraż - oni w kino! Tokaju dolano, grogu. Tam raut Nokii. Lema brak. Sopot - ano bajer. Katon dał Kazi mat, siwy talerz i klawy raut ortodoksa. I Tamila Gargantua "Rokoko" ma.

Raj - oberża. A narodu tam, Ika. Bar dał i "Siki Nomadów" Oni wino, gołda Jana. Matoł - daj ład miodu. A tu mam rabina tonik. Ale ma kod zajzajeru jad, Margot, sety mamy. Dolej. "U Leca" Kamil świeże jaja jada, jeże i w Śremie ci na równo gar tse-tse jada. A daj z mamuta bulion. Ale dano raka mi! Mami krab myty. Mamy wór apetytu. Ma małży Waldi netto kilo, retro pikle i wina. Jajc karta u rabina. A ja sam, a zduna zagaja Baba Jaga: Załoga tu. Kopiemy złoto. Okop skarbu. Serdela Ula wcina - złota ma moc. A tu kop metale na pokaz. Rogi - w róg Iwo. Noe Lizak gra tu. A graty won. Kata i wam. Kibic ślimaka da. A jak u Jagody? Róg, zakopana karabela. Zula, bard mawia: Keramzyty za złoto? Atena Żuk żółwia da? Jelcyn z sadu rad je z carami? Ino gafa - ryż je Leon. Jada Błażej. Ada, gram o draba.

Masoni trafili popa i leżeli na wyrku. Rumu moc, araki, sake polej! To kłamał Kicak: łapał z rana kanar Zuli te wdowy do wody. Tu mam: Ela wytarga Izaka, że tak ładna Wala. A Izaka na lulu. Ada Gal oznajmia: krócej, Ela, zagwiżdż. I w gadane - sama. Leci Ken u "Kapo", a klawo mami nas: Ada, Gopło tam. Matador gani uda. Szał - daj udo i ma mrówa luz. Ma mrówa kłusuje. Załgał zalany, Walu: ano tyra bosy, łowi Julu mysz. Alu, car dyndał. Mawia Adela: atomowo Nana leje, Ula wynalazła żel. Oba żelki w ćwikle. Dres? Ej, Ula mało gada. Retro persona mami: ma skin majaki, fale. Ma szok reporter: kurki, Ela, borowik (a my do gaju?). On i kanara wynalazł i lut. Mała laborantka leci. Omamy. No i fart, nowa kometa lata lżej. Co my? Babina gada: A dolej , bobas obala fula. Iza, łyso. Broda tam, Reja broda kipi nam. Ada i w Opolu dba o Totka.

Nowina Lwa: Ani Mag, Elfy z celi. Narodowi na robale? - a krasnalka. On na kil gna i woła: I cel? A Nil goni. I zaklinam u Kotka "melo-bajzel" Asi: "Rej, Azja, Zanzibar" To im kilo gadów daj. Tu armata. Na cara my do gaju. A "Jabol" omawia: "Skoda, rap, Parana". Jula - brak ukrywany zakop!. Nosek mamuta guru maluje. A mu kanar z rana kima. Okno zamaluj nam. Rufy da Kaja. Ada goni, a tu robale.

Seta, Gargamel mawia: daj ino grog, rum, arak. A do dna fula. I krew Reja - fani! Ot dancing - ratami. Bar. I barytona melodia leci nam. Ada blada - Paganini. Ładny skarb. A do dna, Julu. Kup akt na morgi, Ada (gleba!). "Żyrafa" gada: Pokaz - ramoli kilo. Nina - tyra Masa sam. Iwo, łysa łazi. I na pana Lwa - krasula. Jutro sikam. Udar gzów. I co spotka kardynała - bal? A tu mam wartę. No, tutaj mam. A im Jan z Opola gada: Zulu, ta kawalerka mami. A ja sam u Zuli. Salut! Zeus tropi luz. A daj mu u Diwy dni. I luzu - Ula. Gigant nago rano. Ale da Ani filut. A tu mamy złoto. Kory wina. Żart - skina wydano. "Cela wybiela" - bajer ula. O, i gadał zalany w ulu: no tak Katon pariasa loguje. Kino, las, a jak Masaj? A w las salut. And oda. Luz. Pokazy ballad:

BALLADA REMUSA

ma car witraż i mamuta
a car Iwo to Boruta
Iwo - Remus, ale mota
Iwono - tak, atak, nota
Ela cwano, arak oni
Ela - filut to dogoni
Kajus portera da rano
aj, u Wani Asi lano
Alu, filut - a dal bada
a luz i bar, ona rada
Ada wina - Igi feta
Ada rano na bruneta
Łajce psota - bałamuta
Kajce lama, a mamuta?
gra tumana, a kto kima?
gna tu barman - mało wina
u Reja zjazd, okradani
u Reja Bond - a bard Ani
zakosami, a sromota
zakop, Ela, góry złota
a tu mała bajeruje
kat utraci, atakuje
a na motor Ela żula
a na ptaki - ma krasula

Ina - a dal lab? I ma dal laba draba. Katona nowina: A jak leci? A to Mela. Tenor - a basa loguje, Ada. I syn dał Ani barter Kazi. A typ Ani, baron Arab wart i soku. O dar, o lokum, o nadmetraż ( Iza łowi retro piki Nomadów ) - atak od nowa, My na lulu, a na filuta załoga boso. A i wam, ot, Nagi gada: Zuli miraż. Rabi zna zakup - wół skarb. A na lwa Kaja - a jaki cel? Jar, Gopło tam, wóz gadów, Nina. I dni okoni - Rodan. A typa jaka sobota? Karbala - Boruta i na lwy by rano.

Izaku, Adam opowiada: Ej, u Sułka ten Urban na Fantomasa leje. Gadaj - Ikar bawi, po balu lula - bo pada? Jad i Malibu żartem dano tu w ONZ. Ja do pani Wawelu - daj ład! No tak - mało wina pan dał. Ej, u Lopka tłum i samotna Fela Boruta. Jul - bąbelki w ćwikle, dres. Ada goni gada. Tu mała baja: byłam tam. I cel - akta IRA, Walu, tam. A mota to kanonadę. Tam Kajuta Kazi. "Uroda w las" - Igor dał sam ładne kino. Godota Kaja mawia: Mata kramy żywi jaki syn? Nawet Kacik ino gazdę iska i woła - luz!..Mat co mi dał? Rabina Kaja, Mat mały baja: da bałamuta? Kata balangi. Rum na raty. Car popa leje. A krasnalka Małogoła pogna, tortem wali Lila w łeb. A, idioto, mamy bale-walki. Reja bija tutaj Ala - gej i baroneta. Noe leje lżej. Mar galop, ułani, fani. Za palindromu rarytasy daj te sto gram. Ada - bona raut nagra. Gej u Sułka. Rabin, imam tu pili. Lej! U Barei mer świni "na gapę". I do spartakiady wabi baroneta drab. Tu armaty won. Ada nawozi, nagrozi "Klawy". Raut ortodoksa z carem. Ada, Iwo - podano grog. A i wam salwa, luz.

Sal wigor. Zawodowi pani na kufla. Ano mi lej. I pop, Alu, rad. A Matoł ma luz. Matak da gazelom jadło tam. I na humor dni La Paz leci kat. Alu, jak sen leci? Ken u barmana. Ja tutaj i pop. Taki bar: da mi kraba Ada, pani naganna. Jada Bardini (filozof) u Marksa. No tak, a i wam Platon Kanta bije. A Sum za Remusami se lata, a da gazon - i psota!

Tu pili lżej: Okrutnik Papkin, Tym, "Naga", Synal Wagi, górnik "Sinol", Arab rabina, Ani tata, Tatar, Byron, ławnik Sadza, Gigant Ani, "Baranina", tenor Abdul, drukarze, Ina, pan Abel, pana Judasz, Kamil Ścibik, Sumera nowi, Suzi, Leon, Izak, draby, car, pop mera i Muza, Kret i Liliput.

Ikar z relatywistami mawia: no tak masoni zorganizowali galimatias pani - dno bada u Batmana imam, a Sum za resory goni. Kazi melodia: "Na motor, Elu", gra Kolosa i wam. Ani tam mord, ni lapsus Leca. Rap leci. Kat ile mota? Goła Zula (Gorgona) Lwa lubi. Ale dres mam. A typ Ani, barman, osy łowi.

Mata oberża "Ład". Mawia Kamil Ścibik: O, i na tort sos oryginał! Iwona, jest estragon. A draba kibic świeże je jeże i w Środy z Iką Broną te tse-tse jada. Gada Katon w łóżku żre żwawo. Kawona je Adam Eros - erotoman. A daj Elki porter. A dolej, Ted, z baniaka. Do dna - porter! Owoc, rozwielitka - Fela, jadaj! Matoł daj, a popijaj. A to "Brut" mata. Z relatywistami jadamy tam. Ano nadymi bulionik. I na rakije. Mason je. Loda daj i gonimy raki, Walu. Utyte parówy mamy. Na danko z suma - mawia Nik Erazmus. A daj i karniaki. Zula kupi mięso, a da i kawona. No - żaba bajer! Kazi Leon po porter draba. Mamy róg - wino. Gala! A na "jaraj" obelgi fana. Porter Olgi wydano mi. Kamil Środa tam, a tuli fana panna Plota. Mani gagi, a na te im śmiało gada Ula: A bal, ar mam z ula. A i wam "Cela wybiela".

Tu mała bajka. To z Ulm "Ogolony - Kraksa" gada mi: lufa i wam. Tu pili. Lej u Sułka z umiarem. Łapsa zagaja Baba Jaga. Ma tam sok. U Jabu "Jabolec" i kat - As "Nil". Mer goni ład. A Jabu? A krasnalki? I dni Cannes rób. Wspominam ino gnoma. Taki mi los: omam i kram z sokami, bar. A tam aligator goni kmiota nam jak mamuta. Ma to pop i Hydra, Pegaz i "Moc". Popłakał pan Aram. A ranek? Neska Jula - omam, laba, dolej! I pop manekin. A jubilatka tam z San Remo. Zula łowi, a car wspomina galimatias popa. Iza łysym ukisi kumysy. Łowi Atos, pija rum. Olgi w tani bar. A Kapela? Gra larga mi z gór. Utarg mi. I ci nabici won. Araki uleje Lopek As. Kino: tokaj "Retro - pic". O nadmetraż? - ino Aleje. Zula, to bosman mawia: "Rej, Azja", z "Melobajzlem" jad, wóda, Moniko. Sto gram - jad do atestu! Araki won!

Mawia Matoł poganin: Farsa, luz. Roman z Diwami z ula i demokraci. Duch ci krew - Reja fani! Cyrk ino. Gwizd, i cel - kino. Na Koło Gigant leci. O trop bard pyta i woła - zgaduj, co mam? I cel - Zyta go bawi. Podleci do kadzi barman i leje liliputom rad. Ci na krawat co mamy - "Żywiec", lawina i na Mani. Laba, popili, fart. Ma mini-bar Zeus. Ady "Nie w trop" zawody z Jolami. Ot, i gag Zana - Ada, galeon! Retro psi targ. A ma towar-bajer jarmark. Ano Eldorado - targ "Artusa Mak". Gratisy matoł załapie. Kasa tam im? Darmo tu. Luz ma syn. A tu pan i zdun "Metal". I zdun nudzi: to za ile "Osę" im, sęk, iglo, kurki (netto kilo), korba, blok, kosy, tran, serdelki pani? Grat u Eli, Mata tuba, ramoli kot ten - puka luz. Ile to za keramzyty złota mam? Latem Eli azot ten ile? Makaron, po kopytka Maja. Gazela gratis. Pana luz.

A ma babina, Ela, gada: Talib u Jarka, i fan "Saga", Fin Tomasz. Rej obmawia - da pod lasem Ted z bazaru tam iglo? Ada gani: zrazu hula Izak, ma tokaj i noc, i kramarki na wyrku. A wlaną car ma, tuli. Mata myła cichcem Ala, Katona - Dagmara Jar. Gada megaloman: Julu na maki! Sortuj Artusa mak gamoniowi. Paniom Eros (erzaca rok - erotomany!). Satyra: Rekin Odysa bawi. A Dagmara co ma? Moc akt (ile?). I wzory da. Ona wozi, nagrozi Katon - mizantrop.

Julu, mysz oto oznajmia i wam: O, na rekiny, to lubi rak. To kotki kruk, ukrywana Asi lama. Włóż nad Orinoko orki (makro) nam. Ot, jelonek i kat - para. A da wosk osa? Ino kanara (wróbla) dał Roman (a obalano typa). A Tola z sakwą tam leci, ma trunki, mus. Albatros i na lwicy by rano. Zula na jaku. Żre żwawo para z Okinawy - mamut i mrówa. Jeż leje lwa, panda łazi. Ani barterki - to brut za gepardy, harem. A i wam ar bez metrażu, tonik. Jeż - lej! (Aram gada).

Ada,Kajus powiada: z sadu jagła, Mandaryn rudy do gaju. Ej, żółwi krok mamuta. Olgi kajman-Aligator gada: na motor Ewelina. Ada, Wlany rad nam. Ada, tu mam wynalazek Asi. Zda skin, ma jazdy rano. I co spotka ukrywana z Okinawy (do gaju!). Ej, u kata tany drożej. Zawody. Dno kanałów. Angela, drap Egona. A kto kota? Igor, daj im ballady w las.

ADY BALLADA

a tanga mu, ... i mamuta
a ta lina - a mam utarg
metro tutaj, a na pana
retro perkoz sika tam, a
Ina goła mami, mota
i maga mops, Olo - kota
u Jagody, ba, wy "bruta"
ujarani, w ilu tu tak?
ładny drab tam, i maluje
ładny sagan, Iza kuje
Asa loguj, a koty łap
Asa harem - retro "pic" bab
Asa kino, Maga Meli
a samarytanin Eli
Ada, pluton, a żre bojar
a dar? a jak? dano mu jar
cel ogrywam Eli, a jak?
cel obrotu - tani kajak
a na gar fus, rota gila
a na raki nora Bila
i cel - Kaja? Iwo? łysa?
i cel kota - Julu, mysza
ule i cel - kino, laba
u Lema gra gadżet draba
kino, laba Ani w ulu
kino, las, a Nana lulu
ale ma kot, i co spotka
ale, o, tam - a to kotka
Alu, sarkam, a na wyrku
Alu, Fela, nowi - cyrku!
"ujarana" ma nam utarg
u Jagody - to Boruta
Kaja - Psujaka na porter
Kaja - maki. Szok, reporter!

A Remusa dal lab? - mawia kat Matak i Norka i wam: Ale hipopotam Zuli. Ale zagroda tam. Cela warana, kot - aligatora. I magnat sumy łowi nam. Jak uTadzia? Ula wynalazła drób. Netto kila dwa. Leci bażant, arbuza goni. Jada bojar. Ada buli. Atos pija. I kat pija tutaj arak. A gnata goła zje - Ela bajeruje.

Nowi ci na bani: akrobata Sam, Okrutnik skin (boso!), Kazi mer, ja sam, mason, Kajus "Porter", Ani "Kroma", Kain i Wala, Nik, Sally, "Tarot", "Kodeina", Kena Raisa, mera haker "Gino-Sam", Ina, Hanna, osobnik skin Lec, Ala Werniks, Kamil Śruba, "Sok", Aramisa baronet . I na bani u Zuli? Ej, i pop sake "Rej - Azja" zaleje! A mi Kazi Leon drukował: Ej, Ela - tuli Fantomas? Masaja kłopot: Stefana w las, i naga, samotna fatamorgana, luz. Ej, i pop na fet sto. Gafy daj jad. Napływ żuli - tu pili lżej. I cel - jako Logan u Jagody car popije. Wóda gzów - jad, Ulu, w mordy. Humor dni. Lapsus pal!

Trela dał im akt. Siwy talerz Ikar donosi. Nudzi "W gwóźdź ów" gwizd. Ile "Humor dni", laptop, "O łkaniu tam" (nowela)? Katon ma "mysi" palindrom "U Heli azot". Ada - luz. Ma na dar Ani baranicę troglodyta i Rak, co mi dał ład Sumera. A i wam z sadu jest estragon. Puka balang owoc. Rozwala wóda. Moniki skok i kat pada. Gratis pana korsarki, Satyra ratraki na mysi targ. Anna - pan dał ile za krater, keson, serdela? No tak - atom!

Ja, Kot, mawiam: O sos pyta Ani Nel. Ani tu psa rani mops Wani. Tu praca, to Boruta mami. Tani bar "Ruda Burta". A tu i zalani: tu Psujak, Remus, Anna Psota, Ada. Jelcyn z Sadu uda, sznycle jada. Gołd mi to Putin da rarytas. Tabaka na krawat i potrawa - bulion. Matoł daje mi luz soku. Kino, to na lany bal Ikar, fani. S.O.S.

Matę mizantrop z relatywistą Klatem żartem dał Kazi, ład - retro, pas. Olo Gumiś u barmana - drab. Ma Tolo sport na zimno. Ada, jest estragon Adeli. Iwona - jeżom daj! I na psi palindrom u Helki pani. Alu - z mamra akt oraz szarada "Ani tu psa". Rano to i diabeł i naga na rozterki - tuli Franek. Mawia - spoko, może "Jeż" łowi? Matak poluje? Nudzi kat: ja tutaj i pop. A do wina (kino) tokaj? Ale co to, Iwo? - ino ma Gargantua rarytas. Akty pokop i daj ład! No - grog, rum, arak. Kar banda ma moc? Zawody - złoto, sukmana, jada bandyta do syta salami (moda), da dom im, akt siwy. Talerza ty dna badaj - po pracy nam kusa to łza, Melu.

W las saluty, rota Gila. Julu mysz ma. Kilku łowi. Do kata leci wlana tu mama i nago poluje. Ja sam kajmana mam. Ej, Ula - Miki z dala. A z Okinawy do gaju kajmany, wilk "Cnota", norka "Mikro". Ela wyżła ma. Gna tuz Roman. Zawody, do gaju tłum. A i wam salut. Bór - Nina, Gopło tam. A kardynał - ano samotnik. Reja baba. Żuk, żółw - oto, Iza, łąka. Tamę w las, a Ada goni ranek. A nam jaki luz.

Asy do kin - Maj. Okoni Rodan. Izak ino sam, suma Lila wozi, nagrozi kat. Aido - spartakiada. Zima tam. Narty mam, narty zawodowe, narty Małysza. Typ "Dziw" gada: z umiarem (paradoks?) rada nam retro panna. Zawody - Reja zjazd. Okłamał zawodnik "Ssak" - od popa da grad?. Ład u Reja. Bisurman Bardini w środy z Iką ptaki gania. Golony "Kret" pada. O, na Rysy - łysy mu kadzi. Sake polej, Ada. Brawo tłumi Bardota. Ładny do paki, a typ Aram gada: na fason - osa fika tam. Ej, Elu, masoni winiak tu pili. Lej!. Jeż "liliputa" leje. Po pirata tango pogna Tina, pana na baryłki "Nil". A z sadu Malibu, i na gwizd Ada i w Opolu nam rabina poi. A wlej, Ela - załoga popije lina, suma. Kazi lejtnant je lina. Mani cel: o piki Nomadów - a to walka. Margot, sortuj, u Kazi sake badaj! Ada goła maluje. Reja blues. Ej, u Reja by na lwa!

Popi gaj i nagroda w las. As pohula. Sum Olgi zje loda. Cela Kazika - tam metal łamał kynolog. A na Psa i Tamila - gang? Oni w iglo, a Iza kadzi. no, zagraj, a gol Oli. Fula mam. Zagwizdaj radarem! Rada nam Iga goni Katona, co Ewom rad. Jeż Orsini w Śrem, my tutaj i pop. Znowu tany Robocopa. Satyra rumor, dni La Paz. Maj - i popijam z Nowym arak. Paranoik o NIP pyta, Zulu, w ONZ. Znowu kuka zakaz Kazia - guru w ONZ? Ino kpina! Wór kpin judoka zleci. Znowu, Tino, gadów NIP, kod.

Satyra Rympał mawia: Osobliwy czar Adeli ma kto - Pantaleon Eli? Ewom Izydor gani: Co? A Jaga z nim, Dorotka luba. Kto kpiny da wam? Matę krócej - zagaja baba. Ma sad Ika Boruta. Molo ma, rad dorabia Izak. Okna mi dokładał Samotnik solo. Na bar leci kat. A i wam nota Kota: Nowa kasa, Bob. Seul baluje. Ej, i podano grog - Ani wołam. A mu jako tani - bar Heli. Ej, Zuli mus. O, nadmetraż u Kameli! Iza łowi retro pana. Ilu zje loda? Elf, ot, raki jada.

A to Inga domawia: U Jagody mi woła daj, no i na pikle żabojada. Ano melona daj. A dolej - my z Cinzano. Mer kawona ma. Żywot rabina ma cel. Opijam to. I kto spada? Ogni bar, tu jajca lokaja? kota? Retro piwo, knur tu, metka, Alu. Ani Tatar "Baju Baju" recytował:

na bal z sandałami,
na bar Iwo mami,
aut nagra Gargamel,
a u dam Ikar, Mel
ej, Ula, my to borowi
ej, u Leca salonowi
Kajus - porter, a my Maga
a jubilat Uli fagas
ta kawa ma wakat ino
w taki los i Kory wino
Iwo - raca, dama sonar
i woła mu - sama da dar
a na lulu i na Gala
a na mole, miks obala
a na freski melomana
łan, a bajer i cel kanap
a da Reja bona rada
Ada w Raj i manna pada
i na Reja bez Romana
i na mole mikser fana
a na wyrku ululani
a na wino retro pani
a luz ino gazdy rani
Alu, zjada pan dar Ani
Iwo łyso cel dopada
Iwo - bard, Ada, dal badaj
ma to Mela, ale co tam
a to dog, ale ma kota
i zda jeż, o , mała farsa
i zda Ramon, goni salsa
a to gafa, Nina - raki
a to spadaj, ale paki
kino Meli, a ma maski
kino, tu lata Morawski

Juty cerował mer. A Homer nasz - Ani fagas.
Ada, Iwo, podano grog. Ona rada gada: U Tyma daj no raka mi. U rabina i knur tani, utyte parówy. Tymbark rabina. Nowak - jadło tam. A daj i karniaki. Kata Dagmara. Amon gada: Ani waza i bar Heli. Łaps-osobnik sete, sto gram. Retro pana balangi. Kara - bił zalany wuja ( Romana - Olo skin! ). To borowi. A tu robota, noc.

Zuli port, ona raut nagra Gargamelowi. Mata tuba, ramoli kot ten. Puka luz - a na Jana ja tu tortem, netto kila dwa. Popija tutaj Kazi Leon i Atos, panna. Izak? - a dolej co mu. Do rana - lu! Jutro "tremolo"? Ład i luz. I na targ korbę, blok, kolę, traw kilo, mrów wóz. Samotnik Sam co ma? Juki popikuj! Zrób iglo, lody, danko z suma. Ikra i soki na Psi Targ, war Pani, Jula mikser, fagot Mata. Na robale co mamy? Car pada - a tu robota. I wam matę chcę i suwak.

Ukrywana, Kret i liliput mera, i Muza, duraka duch "Cep", Mel, Aramisa bard, Atos, panna i ja sam w łóżku Żuka Jana. O, na Rysy ładna pani. Wołam - Zakopane. Jeż Ordynat "laski" ma. Mania krasnala Ikar bawi. Po balu car da łowy. Na lwicę troglodyta i Rak leci, kat. I na humor dni Laponii. A tam mały szlaban - plaga gadów. A tu mam - "Raj obadaj" - oda. Zuli kapela. Koksik. Na banki Fifi rano. A nam rabunek, ławo.

"Baranina" z cel dopowiada: Jar - ar. Mama i wam Asa ma tu. Robocop - gna go tam luksus palindromu. Haker u erotomana - "Golony" kłamał latem. I lawa, tam ramol Omar dziw goni. A Iza kadzi, napada Kacik. Alert, leci kat! Zula, to bosman Trela z Diwami ma bal. I ma populizm i ład z relatywistkami. No tak - na rozterki ino Gino Mag. Mer Os - Erazmus i góry da. Raz szarotka. Kenar filut.

Mawia Katon mi: zima. Noe im da, z gór wzór ma i gada, Ewo, do Lota: Róg, zima gra, lasu luz, sani woła dal blada. Co na wyr koloryt? - Anna prima pani. Góry. Tim o lody "DNA" pyta. I wam planeta - napisał Adeli drab. Molo ma Radek Asior. I ma las, raki. No, sekretarki - on mizantrop, jego ta noc. Mamona, mamy złoto. O - nadmetraż latem! Ewo, kic - "EB" ino kwarta? Dolej Remusowi. A te sto gram za pot palindromu "Heli Jeż ordom rad". Rób wina, lej. Elu - kynologom luz! Jaj im! Osom sok rabina!

Eli opcja: Jana P. mota Margot, Ada, Iwo. Po to gram? Ino magnes - Ada, klawa koni parada, i cel - (kino) na kumys popy, Wani Kozioł z San Remo, huzar Zuli. Ani wraca luz. Leci Bażant na Fele (a te dna, tu żartem zebra). Zawody. Mi woły mustangami gania, łowi mama. Kobyła ma mały tułów. I mały bok ma na dar, magnes, kajak. Sen - rabi ma koszmarki? Luz? Rada nam Ela Borsalino sama da. Maj i (popraw!) u Jabu "jabcok" popijam. A kto komu kadzi - mama Remusowi? Ewo, "Kujon" Iwana leje. Lej u Leca! Iza Kanikuła maluje lody. No - grog ma typ Kain. O koloryt pytam. O co pytam? - Mało wina pan dał. Mało wabi arak. Mat Ani, bar "Grubianina", Taj i pop. I cel - raban, a typ "Porto" popije. Mata i wam. Kule mam - salwa.

I na Greka humor dni, lapsus kul. Zakopany retro pisak albo nici? Saga "Fakty pokop" - ale won! A to borowy - żaki. Ile czyta? A typ? Żartem dano i kata mu, i rad i palindromader Fagasa "I demokraci" - i mało? Gadaj! Pyta Mela: Alu, gra kanonik? I o wsi masoni? I na prozę Jana! Mamy sonet Isaksona - "Azor Putina". Satyra "Rumor dni Laponii" ma moc. I kto fagas? Wóda wzorowo leci. Ej, Ela, masoni - winiaku daj! Jada typ Kain, o koniaki woła. Ani wada? - no, grog. Rumu leje nam rabi. Jako tani gąsior u Kazi rób. Ulu, popije liliput Ani. Spito Kota. Radek As popija rum. Asior mawia: po porter! Jako tani cel - jad? Araki! Katon jada nic, nic popija tutaj, Alu. Haker gada: a na jadło gadów daj, a moc.

Tu pili literka: Izak, Ina, pan Kozica, kret rabina, Ani Fantomas, pra-koni tłum, Rej, Sakson, Ikar, Ewy żaki, Mormon, Gala, Kacap, Masaja krowa, Judasz, Ika, Miki, z San Remo hrabina, raki, wale, Ala Werniks, Jagna Porter, popadia, baranek, Nikita, Kain, paw, Ken i Nel Samotna, Franek, jeż, liliput.

Taki zorganizowano bajer im: Eros Erazmus - a popija z relatywistkami. Aido - Spartakiada. A nam tabu. A da Bond? Ada - gagi: jeż ordynat i kret Zorana - kto psoci? no sekretarka. Ma luz. Za gepardy Heli - grat u Eli . A te sto gram - gratuluj!. Ada gna tu, gna Roman, mawia tak: tu las, ot, stos piaskarka da. A tu koparka i fan. A tu kopiemy złoto. Ambaras pałą łam! I loda i banana mam. A to dog Ani. Mops wrogi leczy tam.

A narzeka Sonia. A to kanara wikt oraz sad. O, psota. Ani wrotki wspominam, a tu knajpa rarytas. Iwo łasi w runo, a to "mors". Ada, bekasowi raca! Ale Homer nasz. A ja bałamut. Ogon matoł bada, ino grad leci. Jako taki nominał. Alu - gila, kota Ani . Mela, Ada - galeonowi z ula. I gadał zalany wrogi: musi i zdoła trubadur. A na morzu las raf. A kto kot? I co kumo tka nam rabuś? Im i sukmana, Dagmara.?

O, na rekina! I woła na morzu tłum. Tam Iwona, Remus, Adela, drab, Atos, panna, bobas, Amor, Gnom, Rom, Anna plebana, Satyra Raisa, Kaina Aron, Noe Lizus, baba naga, Kazi Leon. Fart im. A na morzu jak? Jula bale. Ula - gong. Nic nad to. Ale paka. A ci na "Titanica"? A kapela?- ot, dancing. No, Galu, Ela - baluj. Kaju, z Romanami (traf?) : Noe Lizak, Aga, Nabab, Suzi, Leon, Nora, Ania, Kasia Rarytas, Anabel - panna, Mormon, Grom, Asa Bob, Anna Psota, barda Leda, Sumera nowi, mat Muł. Tuz Romana łowi. A Nike rano?

Aram gada nam: Kusi miś u barmana. Kto mu koci? - to kotka. Farsa. Luz Romana. Ruda burta łodzi i sum. Igor wynalazł adagia luz. Iwono, Ela gada: Ale mina - a to Kaligula. Łan i Monika. Tokaj. I cel dar goni, Ada. Błota mnogo. Tu mała baja: Z San Remo Hela. A car Iwo sake bada. Sromota, on urwisa łowi. Satyra rap, Janku. Tam Ani mops - Wiktor, wina. Atos poda szarotki, warana, kota A ino sake z rana. Maty z cel. Igor wspomina Godota. Mama Nana biadoli: małą łaps Arab ma. Oto łzy me i pokuta. Na fiakra pokuta. Ada, kraksa i psot sto. Salut kata i wam.

Nam Orangutan gada: Julu, targ. Margot - seta. Ile utarg? Ile Hydra, Pegaz? Zula ma krater, keson. I co spotka? Na rozterki tany drożej. Iga gada : Dno bada u Batmana Ada i kat. Rapsodia im, akt, siwy talerz. Aj i popa sum za resorem. I Reja bona wozi. Nagrozi kat.

Tu pili lżej: Kenar, Fantomas, Leninek, wapniak Atikin, Ken, Arab, Aida, pop, retro pan Gaj, skin Rewala, Ela Wikar, Ani bar "Homer Nasz" i Kimaki, z sadu "Jawor", Kaja, Sam, Pacak, Ala, Gnom, Rom, Ika, żywe raki, "Nos" - kasjer, muł "Tino", karp, samotna Fina, Ani "Barter", kaci z okna, pani Kazia, kret i liliput. Co ma jad? - wóda, gołda Jana. Ada Greka hula. Ja tutaj i pop - "Cincina" daj no. Tak, Ikara daj - leci na tokaj. Retro popa i wam. Roi samuraj i pop sake - dar. A to kot i psina - tu pili, lej i popu, lu! Bór, Izak uroi sąg i na tokaj. I barman! Ej, Elu, mur Gorgona da wina. A łowi Kain, o koniak pyta.

Daj jadu, Kain i wino Sama leje. I celowo - Rozwadów. Saga? Fotki? Co mami? - Ino palindromu rarytas. Ani tu proza "A nos Kasi". Te nosy mam. A na jęzor pani: "Ino sami swoi" - kino na Kargula. Ale ma Typ: "Jada goła mi i car" - komedia. Saga "Fred, Amor, Dni lapidarium" - a taki o nadmetraż pyta. A ty z celi, Ika, żywo, robota! Nowela "Po kopytka fagas" - i Ci Nobla! Kasi portery na pokaz. Luksus palindromu haker gani.

A w las Mameluk mawia tam: ej, i pop o trop pyta, na bar leci. Popija ta Nina i burgrabina. Tam Karaiba wołam. Ładna pani (wołam!) - maty po co ma typ "Tyrol"? O koniak pytam Gorgony. Dolej! Ula ma łuk i na Kazia celuje. Lej, Ela. Na wino jukowe Iwo Sumera mami. Zda, kumo, kotka. Maj i pop, koc - baju baju - war popijam. Ada - masoni. Las robale ma na dar.

Zuli kram z sokami, bar. Neska jak sen gam. Rada nam kobyła. Mi wół utył, a ma mały bok. A mami, woła i nagi magnat: sumy łowimy do waz. Ar bez metrażu - tandeta. Elefant na żabi cel! Zula - car wina! Ilu zrazu Homer nasz łoi? Z Okinawy po psy mu kanonik leci. Ada - rap, ino kawalkada? - Sen gamoni! Margot opowiada: To gram-atom pana jajc po ile? Ani bar "Kosmos" omijaj! Z Ulm "Ogolony" kuleje. Lani w bór! Darmo? Drożej? Ile "Humor dni", laptop, a z Margot seta? Iwo Sumer je loda. Traw, koni, becikowe, metal żartem dano. Oto łzy mam. Ano mam ( co na to gej?) port na zimno, i krater, keson. Ikar salami roi, sake da ramolom.

Bard ile dał Asi (Pan Aten, Alp)? Mawia typ: Andy, Dolomity, róg. I na Pamir panna. Tyrol okrywa noc. A dal blada łowi nas Zulusa largami z gór. A to lodowe adagia. Mróz - w róg zadmie on, a mi zimno tak. A i wam tuli Franek akt oraz szarady: "Róg" i "Sum za resorem". Gamoni goni i Kret Zoran. Katon im akt, siwy talerz dał. Im z ilu popami laba. Mima widz - alert nam. Sobota - luz!

Taki cel: Trela "kicaka" da pani. Zda Kazia. Ino gwizd - ramolom armata wali. Metal łamał kynolog. A na motor "Eureka" humor dni, lapsus kul - ma to gang. Po co Boruta? "Masa" mawia: mamra Raj! Ada, Iwo - podlec z Anina rabował. Ken u barmana? O, na "Rififik", na banki skok. Ale paki luz . A dojada bojar mamuta. Wóda "Gag Alp" na bal. Zsyłam mata. I ino palindrom u Hani - taki cel Kariatyd. Olgo - rtęci, wlany woła Dracula, bo piwa braki. Alan sarka i nam. A "Miks Altany" drożeje na pokaz. Mało wina pan da łysy rano. A na jaku żuk, żółw. Masaj i Anna Psota, drab, Asi Mara, Lem, "Pech", cudaka ruda - z umiarem tu pili literka na wyrku.

Kawusię chcę tam - mawia to Boruta. Ada pracy ma moc. Ela - boran, a tam toga. Freski maluj i napraw gratis Pani kosiarki. A mus z okna "dydol", Olgi bór z juki popikuj. A moc ma skin: Tomaszów wór, moli kwartę, lok, kolbę, "Brok", grat Ani. Zuli dał Olo (mer) tort u Jula. Narodu moc. Je loda Kazi Anna Psota i Noe Lizak. Ja tutaj i pop, a w dali Kot ten. Metro tutaj. A na Jana, Zula, kup netto kilo marabuta tam. Iwo Lema gra, Gargantua rano tropi luz.

Co na to Boruta Iwo, robotnik solo? A nam, o raju, wynalazł i barak. I gna laba - na porter. Margot - sete. Skin boso spał. Ile hrabia za wina? Ada, gnoma Aram gada tak: I Kain raki jada. Matoł daj kawon. Ani bar - krab myty, wór apetytu. I na trunki Ani baru. I makaron jadamy tu. Ada gada rano. Gorgona dopowiada:
Saga Fina "Z San Remo harem". Ławo, recytuj:

iks w aromat, Alu, tonik
iks, a ma, ma ile Monik?
i kapela jada - psota
i karani na fagota
As, las, ino gnom - a radzi
As Rafała może Jadzi?
a to Kamela Godota
ma to cela - ale motam
jada "Blada", da drabowi
Ada, podlec osy łowi
Ina - radna, "pa" daj z ula
i na rydza goni Zula
i na porter oni wana
i na lulu ukrywana
a na freski melomani
a na morze bajer Ani
a da panna mi jar -wada
a da rano - bajerada
pan, a kleci Reja banał
a na mole mikser fana
Ala, boski meloman,a...
Ala gani ululana
rada dama suma łowi
rano sama da carowi
oni wyrok, i soli kat
woni! - ta kawa ma wakat
saga: "Filut Ali buja"
a gamy ma retro Psujak
Iwono, las, a celuje..
Iwo, roboty maluje
Lem raki ma - dua
Lema gra Gargantua
Imamowi raban
i ma ładna szlaban

Ławo, ty ceruj, a buja brata Tina: Ula aktem utrunkowi porter. A to Kaja. Kolacja jutra. Bingo, Ada psotki . Ot, maj, i polecam Ani bar - to wyż. A ma nowa krem. Ona z niczym, je loda. Jadano lemona, a daj oba żelki pani. On jada. Łowimy - do gaju. A i wam oda Gniota: A daj i kartofle. A dolej Zuli. A na porter Iwo łazi. Ile maku żartem dano? Sum - ilu zje? Ile hrabina tokaju ma? Mało wina? - Gorgona dopije. Ej, Ula, blues. Bobasa kawon.

A to Katon mawia: Taki cel - raban. Olo skin to masła dał kod i ... manko. Kazia i bar odda ramolom. A tu robaki da sama Baba Jaga. Zje córkę tam. Ma wady NIP kotka - bul! - aktor od min zagaja: "OC" i nagrody zimowe. Ile, Noe, lat napotkam? Ile da raz cywil boso? A i wam łapmy rarytas!

Do kpin wóda goni tu w ONZ. I cel - zakoduj NIP krów. A NIP koni? znowu ruga Izak. Zakaz "a kuku" w ONZ. Znowu luz, a typ Pinokio na rap. Kara - my w ONZ. Maj, i popijam za palindromu rarytas. A po co Boryna tu w ONZ? Popija tu Tym. Mer świni srożej. Darmowe OC? - ano tak, ino gagi ma na dar mer. A dar? - Jadzi w gaz. Mam, Alu, filologa jar, gazon. I zda Kazia Olgi wino. Gna Galimatias Pana. "Golony" kłamał latem. Ma taki zakalec? A dolej z iglo mus. Alu - hopsa! Salwador gani Jagi pop.

A wlany bajeruje: Seul bajer! Ej, Ula mało gada. Jada bekas. Izaku - jutro sto gram, a klawo ta wóda Moniki poleci nam. Ani lejtnant je lizaka. Mus Ani lej! I popa "Goła" zaleje lwa. I o pani barman "Ul" opowiada, dziw gani: u Bila mu dasz Ali nikły raban. A na pani tango pogna Tatar i pop. Ej, Ela, tu pili lżej. Je liliput Kain i wino sam uleje.

Ma taki fason osa Fana. Dagmara pyta: I kapo dyndał? A to drab i "Muł" towar bada. Je Lopek As. I zda kumysy łysy. Rano adapter kynologa i nagi kat Pąk Izydor świni. Drab nam Rusi bajeru dał. Dar, gada pop - do kas! Skin do waz. Łamał kod "Zajzajery do waz". Anna porter ma na dar. Skoda, rap mera i Muz. Ada Gwizd pyta: zsyłamy tran? Ewo, do wazy tran? Mamy tran? Mata mi zada i kat. Rapsodia.

Taki zorganizowali lamus masoni Kazi nad Orinoko: Jamnik Odysa, Zuli kajman, a Kenar ino gada, a salwę ma taką: łazi oto w łóżku żaba. Bajer kin to masona "Łany". Draka - matoł poganin. Rób tu las - mawia muł. Tu jagody do waz. Na morzu tanga małży. Wale, orki "Makro" - na ton ckliwy. Nam jak u Jagody Wani koza? Ala dziki maluje. Mama, nam jak Masaje Julo pogania mamuta, na lwice lata. Kod - i wołu klikam. Zsymuluj aligatory. Tu las salw!

Ule ma , złota, sukmany car. Pop jada. Bandyta z relatywistkami (moda) da dom i ma las - a ty soda, ty dna badaj. A nam kuso - to łzy do waz. Co mam? - a dna brak. Kara - mur Gorgon dał jad. I po kopytka Satyr, a raut nagra gamoniowi. Oto cela - jako tonik Ani woda. Popija tutaj taki zdun. Ej, u Lopka, tam Iwo łże jeżom: o, kopsa i wam. Kenar filut i Kret Zorana gani: Łeba, idioto! Na Rasputina Ada. Raz szarotka, ar mam z ula. I na pikle - humor dni. Lapis pani, jad może Janowi? Ile dano? Gar tse-tse jada on, mizantrop, solo tam. Bar da nam rabuś. I Mugol "Osa" porter dał i Zakład, metraż, metal, kąt, siwy talerz. Port na zimę tam. Sos - i na fraki. Laby. Nalano tonik "U Koszuli". Me jadło tam. No i luba, war-top i ta "Warka" na kabat Satyra. Radni - tupot! I mdło gada Jelcyn: z sadu uda, sznycle jada Atos, panna, Sumer, Kajus, Putin, Ala, Ziuta. A trubadur? Rabinat? Imam? A tu robota. Car Putina wspomina, Rasputina, Lenina. A typ Soso? - Ma i wam tokaj.

Mota Katon: Ale dres. No, sekretarka z Eli ładna panna. Gratisy Mani: karta - rarytas, ikra, sroka - na psi targ. A da ptaki? Koksiki Nomadów? Ala wzorcowo gna. Laba. Kup no gar tse-tse - Judasz mawia. A Remus dał ład i moc Kariatyd. Olgo - rtęci na rabina rada nam Zula da. To za ile "Humor dni", lapisy mam? No tak - a Lew ? On ma tu i na kłopot palindrom u Heli "Dziw - gwóźdź ów". Gwizd unisono! Draki z relatywistkami. Ład? Alert? Lapsus palindromu Hydrom w "ulu" daj. Wóz gadów. Ej, i po pracy do gaju nago lokaj leci. Jeż, liliput - iluż, wył pan. Daj jady, "Fagot" - Stefan popije. Zula - na groma ta Fantomasa gani? Salwa na fet sto! Połkaj - a Sam? Samotna filuta leje, ławo. Kurd Noe lizaki ma.

Ej, Ela, zajzajerek As popije. I luzu! I na bani: tenora Basi Mara, "Kosa" - Bur, Ślimak, skin Rewala "Celnik", skin boso, Anna, Hani masoni, Greka harem, Asia Ranek, Anie, Doktor, Atylla - Skin, Ala Winiak, Amor kina retro, "Psujak", no sam Masaj - Remizak, Osobnik skin Turko, "Masa", tabor Kaina. Banici won!

Ej, u Reja bale. Ej, załoga tanga. Kara, ja tutaj i ptaki. Aj i psota - ilu bada? Raj obadaj, ino gazu. Brat na żabi cel. A w dali kot ten. Bór dał zalany, Walu. A i zda tu kajman, i woły mustangami. A rota gila? To kanara walec. Matador, gazela i luz - ma to pop i Hela. Mawia kronika tam taka i wam:

BALLADA SUMERA

retro perkoz sika, majak?
retro pana Kajus pa (jak?)
a tu roboty - do gaju
gra tu "Manam", a na Raju
ukryci won, ale fula
ukrywana ma krasula
a kto kota ma? - to Ela
a kto psoci? - to Kamela
ululana na salonik
Ulu, wina, a balonik
a bard też da, Gargamelu
a balonik leci, Elu
a zsymuluj - a to kleci
Asy łowi - a jak leci
Ali baron i karana
aligator sufragana
Kaja - kina, tu tor, bolec
Kaja, ile ma wyr golec?
Raju Monad Kaja rada
Raj-oberża, no tul, pada
ile, Nina, tyra Masa
ile ma gamoni kasa?
babci porter, mer a hasa
pały, tokaj u golasa
ej, u Kazi naga, syn dał
ej, Ula, mi mat "Bar" dyndał
kat utuli, wina Raju
a tur, bywa, by do gaju
a to kolos pomaga mi
a to mim, a mało gani
a ma taki szok reporter
a na pana ja tu tortem
gra tu mama Ani, lata
a tu mami - u magnata

A dal laby da, salwy. Dal lab mija, drogi. A to kotka? - ano gepard. Ale gna wół. Anakondy do waz! Jeż ordynat atakuje. U Jagody Wani koza na wyrku. A kto psoci? O, na rydza jamnik sadzi. Sake zalany w mamuta da mandaryn. A lwa da Ani Lew-erotoman. Ada, grota gila nam jak iglo. A tu mam korki, włóż je. U Jagody durny rad nam. A łga Judasz: Ada, Iwo psujak, a da!

A Dagmara je lżej. Kino tu, żartem zebra mawia: mera Hydra, Pegaz, turbot - i kret rabina. Iza ładna - paw leje lżej. A wór mi. Tu mamy: Wani koza rapowa w żer, żuka Jana luz. O, na ryby ci wlani (sort Abla). Sum i knur tam - i cel - matą w kaszalota. A pyton? - A la boa. Nam orła dal. Bór warana, koni. A sok sowa da. Ara - ptaki (Ken - olej to). Ma norka mikro. Okoni Rodan. Żółw - a ma lisa? A na wyrku kurki kto - kot? karibu? Loty Nike rano. Mawia im Jan: ZOO to zsymuluj!

Port na zimno taki zorganizowano: Ady rozwielitka co ma? - moc! Aram gada: I wab Asy do Nike. Rarytasy na motor "Eko - Raca" z resorem. O, i na piwo ino Mag. Kamasutra! Jutro sikam (anuluj!). Nam Ola gema da - graj! Aram gada: no tak, Ala mech ci cały ma tam. Ilu tam racą na lwa - ukrywani kramarki? Co, nijako tam Kazi? Alu, huzar Zina gada: Olgi matura za bzdet? - Me saldo pada, i wam bojer? Z "Samotni" fagas na fiakra "jubilata" da. Gale Ani baba ma.

Zula na psi targ. Ale zagajam: Akty pokop (nora Kameli). Netto za ile metal? Ma Matoł Zyty z Marek azot Eli. Zula, kup netto kilo marabuta tam. Ile utarg? I na pikle! Dres, narty, sok, kolba, "Brok", Oli kot ten i kruk Olgi, kęs (mięso), Eli azot. I zdun nudzi latem. Nudzi naputany Sam! Zulu - Tom rad. Mi mata, sake i pała złota - mysi targ. "Kamasutra" (gra) to dar od Leona. Kram-Raj. Reja brawo tam. A gratis porter.

No, Ela gada: A na zgagi to im Alojzy do waz portweiny da. Suez: rabin, imam - trafili popa. Bal i nam, a niani walce. I wyży ma moc ta "Warka" - nic darmo. Tu pili, lej Eli. Nam rabi zda kod, i cel (do piwa) "Bogaty" zleci. Ma moc Juda, gza łowi. A typ drab "Porto" i Celt nagi, goło kanonik leci, dziw goni. Kryci na fajerwerk, ich cud. I car - komedia, luz. I ma widz na morzu las raf. Nina, Gopło - tama i wam!

Nowika raut. Seta - oddaj, Margot, soki Nomadów. Daj, Mel, z "jabolem" zajzajer. A i wam (nam?) sobota, luz. Ej, Ela - oni żartem? Dano ci porter jako tonik. Sake polej, Elu. I kara - nowi ci banici. Im gra tu róg. Zima - gra larg. Ale paka - rabinat w iglo. Mu Raj i psota. Iwo łysy mu kisi kumysy. Łazi. A po psa - i Tamila gani. Mops wraca i woła - luz!

O, mer nasz ma takt. Ali buja: Nike nam popije. Loda, bal - mamo! Alu - jak sen? Kenara Mara. Napłakał pop - co mi za gepardy? Hipopotama tu mam, kajmana. To im kino - "Grota Gila". Mata rabi ma koszmarki, mamo, soli mi kat: Amon goni. Mani mops w bór. Senna Cindi - i Klan sarka u Baja. Dał ino Gremlinsa, taki cel, o baju, Baju. Kosmata ma gaj, a Baba Jaga? Zaspał mer. A i Muza kłusuje. Liliput mawia: ful i Madagaskar kynologom! Luz. O, tak, ja bałamut.

Ale i bywalec mawia: Alu, z mamra laba. Alu, Ada goła. Im śmietana i gagi. Nam atol "Panna". Pana Filuta Matador, ślimak i Monady. W iglo retro pana - figle bojara Jana. Ala, goni w góry mama, bard, retro pop, Noe Lizak, Reja baba - żona, Nowak i Ada. Osę im - i puka luz. I Kain raki jada. Sum za rekina i wam. A mus z okna? Dany mamy wór apetytu. Ula, wikary minogi jada. Dolej no, Sam. Ej, i karani - kino. I lubimy "Danona" - ma Tym. A daj i mat. Siwy talerz, a tam turbot, a jaj! I popa jadło tam.

Jadaj, ale fakt - ile? I wzorcowo retro pan doda Kaina bzdet: Je loda,retro pikle jada nam oto resorem Ada. Ej, a Nowakowa w żer - żuk, żółw! No tak Ada gada: Jest estetą nor Bąk Izydor. Świeże je jeże. I w Ścibika bar - dano gar tse-tse Janowi Łani. Gyros - ostro, tanio. Kibic ślimaka i wam dał. A żre boa tam. Iwo łyso nam rabina pyta: mam serdela? I bul - a wlano grog. Alu - załoga to Meli. Taki cel - "Paracelsus" (palindrom) ma Tina. Mawia solo Kargul: Erotomana idolem Izak? Ino gyros Erazmusa mami. A nam tabu: Ada, Bond! I na psa! I Tamila Gila wozi, nagrozi, no, sam Katon. A i wam: i mat, siwy talerz, raki.

Tu pili literka z umiarem, po pracy: bard Kazi, Noe Lizus, Iwona, Remus, kibic Ślimak, z sadu Jana plebana pani, Ezra - Kurd, lud, baronet, Anina rabinat, nagi gazda, skin "Wał", Nory brata tata, Tina, Ani Barbara, Loni skin "Róg", Iga, wlany "Sagan", Mytnik, Papkin, "Turko", Jeż,Liliput.

A to Spinoza gada: A Tales? I ma "Sum" Erazmusa. Ej. i bat na knot Alp. Mawia kat o nas: kram, UFO Zoli? - Fini! Draba daj. Anna gani, napada, a bar kima. Drab i kat popija tutaj. A nam rabunek. I cel - Neska Jula. Taki cel: za palindrom u Hani - Matoł, daj mole. Zagadka tam? Zula "Młota" ma. Dar - Ula popije limona. Alf u Kani na piwo do waz. Rogi w las.

Zula w las mawia, Gorgona dopowiada: mera czas, kod. O trotuary walki zorganizowana da. Nowy tam raut barda, tenora biba. Wyda i kat rapsodię - "Paganini". W Śremie rabuje liliput. Ma mini-bar, a kłusuje Gargantua. Rano bada Margot set jady, Satyra rumor, dni La Paz. I na finał u Pola gram. Jeż leje Leona. Tenora bije Gala. Ja tutaj i bajer i klawe laby mam. Oto i diabeł wali. Lila w metro tango, pało, goła ma.

Klan sarka. Ej, Ela, po pracy taran, mur. I gna "lab" atak. A tu mała bada: ja byłam tam? A jak Ani bar? Ład i moc tam. Zula łowi, a księdza goni Kicak. Te wanny - sikaj! I wyżymarka! Tama i wam. A jaka to dogoni: Ken dał masła, drogi Salwadoru? Izaka tu jak matę dano? Na kota Toma matula - wariatka leci - Mat mały baja, bałamut.

Ada, Gino gada: serdelki w ćwikle, bąbluj. A tu robale, Fantomas i muł - tak poluje ładna pani. Wołam - Katon dał jad. Ulewa, wina podaj znowu! To nadmetraż u Bila mi daj! Ada po balu lula, bo piwa braki. Jada gej, Ela samotna. Fan na bruneta kłusuje. Ada, Iwo - pomada u Kazi. O, na ryby wlani, a tu robala brak. A to bosa Kaja pyta: nad Orinoko Indianin? Wóda gzów, matoł - pograj! Leci Kaja, a jaka wlana - brak słów.

Puka Zanzibar, żar im i luz. Ada, Gigant omawia: Osoba goła zatuli fana. Ululanym? - a won, do kata wóda Moniki, porter. Iwo łazi. Żartem dano mu Kolorado. Ukosi traw - baran. O rabina pyta Iza. Kret rabina ładny siada. Ej, u golasa baronet. Ale mota. I cel - Kaja. Ani won, ano tak. A barda ballada mi:

BALLADA ANI

Alu, sarka mi kat pana
Alu, żal erotomana
ej u kata i car tu tak
ej u Reja bałamuta
a to łzy, róg, ale pokaz
a to morsa i mas okaz
i na draba - dno bajeru
i na dar - kod "zajzajeru"
Ani wołam, nam rab u tang
a mi kotka - a nam utarg
a tu mama - a malec jak?
a tu mała, ba - to specjał
a ten Urban, ona rada
a te figi - Ani wada
Ada, rano rabi z ula
Ada blada tuli fula
o, na lisa i na wuja
ona rada - retro Psujak
ino Godot tuli fale
ino kara, ona wcale
a ton kata - Katonowi
atom, Ela - Sumerowi
a tu robotowi raca
a tu mami żart i wracam

A Sumera dal lab? Dal laby zakop! Zula, do dna. Tu las. Salwa. Ja sam - Kaja. Salonik. Ej, u golasa i rap. No tak Katon, Ulu, wynalazł adagio. Alu, Reja bale i bywalec. O, na dywanik straż. Ani wyrok. Oto łzy mamuta. Tuli Fina Adela. On arogant nagi, Galu. U Zuli indywiduum jada. Zuli port Suez. Tu las i luz u Masaja. I ma makrela wakatu luz.

Ada Galop oznajmia: Mam ja tu tonę traw mamuta. Laba. Łany. Draka. Kto psoci? Wóz gradu, maki sortuj. Alu, sarka wlana pani Iza. Łasy łowi Masa - samarytanin. Oli kilo mar zakop. Ada, gafa - ryż. Abel gada: I grom Antka - puk! Ulu - Jan doda : brak syn dał. I Nina gapa dal bada. Mani cela. Idolem - ano ty, rabi. Rabi ma targ, nic nad to. I na fajerwerki, Alu.

Fan doda: kara, mur Gorgon i jad. A i wam - Lem. A gra Gates. Ela , Boruta ino gada: a jak Ady furman Jul, Amazonko? A mi kanar z rana kuma. Ej, Ula mu ruga: tu mam keson. Pokazy - na wyrku kar baluj. A na rap - paradoks! A i wam Olo baja: u Jagody Maracana. Tam raut. Jad-wóda , goli kmiot.

Rabi zna zajzajer i sale z "jabolem". A kto kuma? - "Nil" Kazi? - ino glina leci. A łowi Anglik, Anno. A klan sarka, Ela: boran i wodoran. I leczy Flegamina. A wlani won. A kto to? Abdul opowiada: Mani pikador bajer. Matador bosy łazi. Alu - fala bosa. Bob je loda. Ada gani baby moc. Jeż lata latem. O, Kawon trafiony, mamo. I cel - akt na robala łam. Tulił zalany warana (kino). U jagody mak, Iwo, robale i kruk. Retro perkoz sam. Ela fika. Jamnik sam. I ma, ma nos reporter: Ada goła maluje serdelki w ćwikle, żabo. Leżał zalany, Walu. Ej, Ela na nowo mota, ale da. A i wam ładny Dracula. Zsymuluj (Iwo - łyso ) barytona. Ula wynalazła głaz. Ej, u Sułka wór mam. Zula wór ma miodu, jadła z sadu. I nagroda tam.

Matoł pogada: sani, mamo! Walka o pakunek. I cel - a ma sen Ada - gwiżdż i w gaz. Ale je córka - im Jan Zola gada. Ululana Kazia, Ala, Wanda łka też: a Kazia graty, wale? Mamuty do wody. W odwet ilu z rana kanar złapał? Kaci kłamał "Kot": je Lopek As. I kara - co mu? - Mur. Ukrywani leżeli, a popili - fart ino sam.

A bard Omar gada: Jeża łba daj - Noe. Lej, żyrafa goni i ma raczej dar. Uda, sznycle jada i w łóżku Żaneta. Oto łza Zyty z Marek, a i wam draba luz. Ale barak, a na pokaz góry. Do gaju Kaja, Ada! Kamil Ścibik mawia tak: Nowy Targ, a utarg Kazi Leonowi. Gór wigor, Zakopane latem (pokuta?). Co ma Matoł za nic, Walu? Ale dresu brak. Spoko - oto łzy me i pokuta. Goła zagaja Baba Jaga, zanudza Masaja.

Ani baru atrakcja - Jan i wielki porter, Oli kot ten. I dla wyżła mam utyte parówy. Mamy "Tymbarki". Mam i makaron, Adela. No i luba, tu mam "zjada". Ada, jest estragon (wór). A Nicei mer świeże jada jaja, jeże i w ślimaka celuje. Lody mamy. Te sto gram daj. U Reja zjazd - o, Kamela, kino! Tani bar mamuta udo im dał. Jadło tam, a na jadło goni wino, wóda Moniki. Siła draba kima tu do rana. A żre bojar. Amok. "Oko" raut nagra. Galimatias, kod! O trotuary walki. Z relatywistami zakład? No tak - Reja bona. To po skarb Amelii - kontuar. Ma tu Gorgona lodu, jako tonik wino. Żartem dano ino "Gamzy". Draka? - retro pani Ala boski ma ład. A jaki cel?

O, baju, baju. Tak - ja bałamut? Sumer? Nowela "Ani tam mord, ni lapsus" (palindrom!) u Hani. A typ Pinokio na rap. Julu - mysz. I manipuluj! Judoka kilku klik - "Pot pal" anuluj! Nowela "A salutuj - u golasa Ani kod" - Nobla!. Bajer.

Żartem dano babci porter "Żywiec". I Nina na bar .I na kufle zawodowi pana. Ted z beki na mocne "Tatra" - komu? Katom maj! I pop, masoni w Tyrol - "Okocim" leci. A do dna jasne piwo Bob Mani zda. Karen - z lipą daj ino. Sam ja? - Tutaj i pop, rabin, imam, kardynał. Wino Sama, na jadło gicz Arona. Gorgona z niczym, a miks obala. A typ - ale ma koniak. No i lu! - butelki Pana i krab z "Arki". Satyra Raj. A Jelcyn z sadu suma dał, kumysy. Łazi Anna Psota. Ani w kabat z Cuzco tani winiak. Lema gra Gargantua - Rarytas. A sam ino Mag. Ino gołda? Janina portera da. A na jadło goni retro pani w utyte parówy. Raut Nokii nam. Kaja ta kumys obala. Butelki - pani Fela. A masoni w kino. Tokaj kosi Ula. Mani cel? - A ma soki Nomadów. A narodu! Tyma balanga - "melo-bajzel", a "Sad Zajzajeru" to dar od Leona. Ala, galimatias, a Bob je loda. A Dagmara?

Rada nam Ala Boryna, tonik u Loni, sto gaf, Ani figle, fiki, brak, silos, Zeusa raki, salta, iglo, Kasi porter, uda, sztaby, tuby, trany, spanko, Igora rarytas, kęsy, serdaki ma na dar. Zula, pop mawia: Samotna fagasa mota jak kajman. Retro pan na bar leci. I cel - wóda "Gzówa". Tu pili: Lila, Wader, Fantomas (Ani taki Fantomas!), samotna Flora. Kargula banici na luzaka ino. Kimam: leci kat, Ada, Iwo, ptaki.

O, i gada Margot: paradoks, a łysa zołza zło zawyża. Satyra ratrak. Akta ma mała renegatka. A tu mała baroneta ma. Ada - plaża, luz. No i luby bajeruje: to gram i largo. A fagota daję , puzon i flet ogram. A typ Salomon gada: jutro sport. Ta meta mami. To im kima widz. Zawody, mili, koni! Ada, "Gad" zagada (Retro pop spał): Asa gafa - ful. A tu kop metal. A ja bałamut. Ale won, do kata - Morawski. No to FINAŁ. Wigor. Straż!

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